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the_mighty_kracken

@ the_mighty_kracken @lemmy.world

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  • How quickly could he do it? Y’know… clear out the meatbags?

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  • There is an episode where Picard is turned into a child and he has trouble with the computer because it is set to "childproof mode". Maybe those kids aren't doing insane stuff with the technology because it recognizes their ages and locks them out of certain functions?

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  • I love jokes that finish not with a bang, but with a whimper!

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  • Thanks!

  • Turned from god

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  • Also, in the last frame she is wearing his old robe.

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  • Okay, but these are less funny, so prepare yourself.

    Why did the hair net cross the road? Because there was a hairy guy on the other side.

    A fish in a hair net walked into a bar. Bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The fish says, "I'm trapped in this net."

    What's the difference between a shower cap and a hair net? Listen, Buddy. If you don't know the answer to that question, I don't think you're going to be a good fit for this restaurant.

    A guy walking down the beach sees a kid tossing a hair net into the waves, pulling it back with a tiny rope, then tossing it back into the water. The guy says, "Hey kid! Why are you tossing a hair net into the waves, pulling it back with a tiny rope, then tossing it back into the water?" The kid glances over at him with a bewildered look on his face, "What did you say, mister? These waves are awful loud." So the guy shouts, "WHY ARE YOU TOSSING A HAIR NET INTO THE WAVES, PULLING IT BACK WITH A TINY ROPE, THEN TOSSING IT BACK INTO THE WATER?"

    "I'm fishing for mullet"

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  • This is the funniest hair net joke I've ever seen.

  • All the decorations are done!

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  • Who is the character peaking out from behind the Christmas tree base? I always thought that was the grandmother, but she's standing over on the left.

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  • Woodworker here. If your wood is still alive, try hitting it with a hammer to put it out of it's misery.

  • Trump-appointed board renames Kennedy Center to 'Trump Kennedy Center'

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  • It's not going to happen. Everything gets left in place unless it specifically blocks some new agenda moving forward. Guantanamo is still a prison.

  • Becky

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  • Finally, some math I can understand.

  • Alterations

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  • Free is free

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  • "Make a wish!"

  • Context

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  • I'm going to downvote this post ... after I upvote it twice

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  • I distinctly remember a horse eating a baby chicken.

  • Ukraine Is Jamming Russia’s ‘Superweapon’ With a Song

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  • They probably released it because the situation has changed in a way that makes the information irrelevant, probably because it's in the past, or knowing it could somehow damage the enemy. Any communication from a country at war should be treated as propaganda. Or, they know Russia will treat this as misinformation, so they are free to tell the truth.

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  • That's Gold, Jerry!

  • Deep Thoughts - 6x7=42

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  • I wonder if we will be friends

  • Deep Thoughts - 6x7=42

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  • Zaphod Beeblebrox

  • Could you swim in a spent nuclear fuel pool?

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  • Worth it