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tetris11

@ tetris11 @lemmy.ml

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  • What was that thing you got really good at, and how good are you?

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  • as well as other things, yes

  • What was that thing you got really good at, and how good are you?

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  • I'm a master of modesty, ask me what I'm good at and I will blush and touch the back of my neck and say stuff life "well shuucks...."

  • What kind of climate do you prefer?

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  • I was in Leipzig at -1° in snow, and you could still walk around in a t-shirt.

    UK is deceptively humid, and it both chills and soaks you to the bone

  • What kind of climate do you prefer?

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  • Cycling on a sunny winter morning, the first five minutes suck, but afterwards it's heaven

  • 1/2 off haircuts

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  • Yeah but it's clearly a malicious hamster giving the haircut

  • 1/2 off haircuts

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  • The real question is, to how many iterations does the hamster say "Eh, good enough"

  • Trump seen pocketing FIFA medal before handing Chelsea replica championship trophy

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  • Need another source on this. Nowhere else is reporting this

  • Autocorrect

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  • Because it genuinely used to make fewer mistakes just a few years ago, and has noticeably worsened

  • Git Commit Message

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  • he was fighting the english with his dope rhymes before he ever held the sword

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  • Yeah me either, so I fixed it

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  • Pleasure by William Wallace

    What is this life if, full of care,We have no time to stand and stare.

    No time to stand beneath the boughsAnd stare as long as she allows.

    No time to see, when woods we pass,Where squirrels hide deez nuts in grass.

    No time to see, in broad daylight,Streams full of stars, get high at night.

    No time to turn at Beauty's glance,And watch her gangly feet like once.

    No time to wait till her mouth canFit round that wide hog, whatup fam.

    A poor life this if, full of care,We have no time to stand and stare.

  • Anyone got one?

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  • is she wearing a bathroom mat

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  • I would turn up at one of their wealthy reunions just to see what it's about. If they seem like nice people, I'd try to get to know them. That's it.

    I don't wanna be where I'm not wanted

  • THE GAY AGENDA STRIKES AGAIN

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  • I think you mean BeQueenSale

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  • I had the same kneejerk reaction to the comment, until I checked the link. OP could have worked on their setup a bit better, and is doing themselves no favours by doubling down on it

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  • I dont get how snakes breathe

    Edit: yes I do now

    His lungs apparently are somehow just warping around it

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  • Check out Ann Leckie's Ancillary Justice series.

    For a long while you're not actually sure what species the characters are, what their defining features are, if they even have gender, and/or how many limbs they have.

    You just know what they're like from their cutting remarks to one another.

    It's a series that focuses solely on plot and has a very loose definition of identity (and it's awesome)

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  • "neilty son", aww cute name

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  • "He kept saying that a stick insect had gone up his shorts, and it was for the good of all insectdom for us to find it and document its secretions."