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tetris11

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  • the banthram

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  • There's an ongoing joke with one of the Fables characters, Mr Porky Pine (a porcupine) who desires only human women due to a curse set on him when he insulted a witch aeons ago. He uses the same trick.

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  • Same with Puffins. Cute little flying penguins that happily catch worms in their beak, only to be robbed in mid-air by hawks and other birds of prey.

    How did they survive this long? They're good at breeding, and do well in times of abundance....

  • Addiction

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  • Exactly, and that thousand-mile stare and blank expression are conductive to a being an effective drone in the unyielding workforce we call progress

  • Yeah, probably

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  • "The pain he gave you is wonderful and you thank him for it"

    Relevant David Firth

  • Addiction

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  • On the plus side, Kelly is looking great and clearly has a sustainable business model for the foreseeable future

  • Correct

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  • Webex if someone has a gun to your head.

    For real.

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  • Yeah. Plus sleeping with their pet human probably didn't do you any favours

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  • In the absence of information I'm going to go ahead and suggest that they get the bacteria by scraping their teeth along tree bark until the right bacteria gets picked up

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  • car airbags are now filled with ludicrous amounts of fire-suppressor foam

  • Does this count as flirting?

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  • it's been 2 hours...

  • If someone gave you 5 billion dollars to improve the world in any way you see fit, what would you do?

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  • This completely. You cant end capitalism with that kind of money, but you can provide cheap or free alternatives to basic needs to force the price-gouging vendors to actually compete for once and align their businesses better with the consumer.

  • what family type is better to have?

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  • Hello there sweetie! I'm politely throwing sand in your face, whilst not offering any helpful or insightful data other than a single counter anecdotal observation. Hope that's okay, and not passive-aggressive at all!

  • once upon a time in a bar....

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  • Or just Chevy Chase being himself

  • What's your method of enjoying (or at least tolerating) physical exercise?

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  • is your dog Clifford?

  • Batman

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  • That's it Alfred, you need to take a sabbatical to abate your combative perturbations

  • [ColmsComics] Bad Boy

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  • What kind of owner eats the ball instead of throwing it?

  • Sharon needs a raise

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  • Does it hurt to pee?Is it hard to see?

  • Sharon needs a raise

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  • nah

  • They would have alarm clocks on the phones too

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  • Get... THE FUCK.... outta here...!stares angrily