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  • "They're made of cheesits.""Cheesits?""Cheesits. Those orange fuzzy things that crunch. One of their world leaders even looks like one.""But how do they communicate?""They rub their cheesit bodies together to make non-commital sounds like 'I cant even' ""That's too weird. Let's quarantine this place and get the hell out of here.""Agreed. At least they cant harm us out here."David Blaine teleports behind them both with a pack of cards.

  • man, we used to fill those diapers. Not like the kids these days

  • I mean no one wants to be hated by the in-crowd. I think him losing progressive clout back when he was with old grimey hit him hard. He spent a fortune in reddit psychophants, cartoon spotlights, TV exposure, and other media to get people the progressives to like him.

    It didn't work, and rather than slinking into background like other billionaires he made an emotional decision to publicly pivot alt-right. I think this really is who he is, but I don't think he actually likes it. He embraces loudly it because he knows we hate it.

    I think deep down all these adults with power who act emotionally just want to be beloved, but cannot accept that their core values make them reviled. I can definitely understand him trying to do right by his kids, in his own warped logic sense

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  • what the hell do you do

  • So much for this golden future...

  • "If I'm awake everyone else should be awake to witness it." ~ asshole on a motorbike, overrevving on a 30mph road at 5 am

  • (This is a really cool thread OP, thanks for this - favourited!)

  • I do sometimes weirdly look at mormon's or other religious groups who practice abstinence and think they might have the right idea.

    Porn addiction is real, and it does set unrealistic standards on what men think women are, and debases them implicitly.

    I've been touch free for about 2 months now, and my intimacy and satisfaction during sex with my partner has improved dramatically. She's stunning, but I had to literally quit porn to not take her for granted.

  • The backsliding can only go so far until consumers get fed up and invent their own solutions.

    Batteries aren't hard tech. Open up any bike battery case and it's just a string of 18650 cells strung together with a BMS chip. All highly replaceable.

  • Don’t use set -euo pipefail. It will only cause more issues down the road.

    Wait why? It's dangerous if the script silently fails surely.

    Also a cool tip

     
        
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  • Mate I do sometimes wish I was American, or at least lived out in the country, just for the sake of S P A C E!

    I love my little terraced house, but my little shed can't hold that much and I want a workshop for my electronics

  • 2015-2025. I mean the timeline checks out

  • My cousin's been missing for a few years. Does not want to be found. Had mild paranoia as a kid, turned to an artistic career, used cannabis excessively to manage symptoms and workload, and it just excarbated her paranoia. Went off the deep-end, did not attend her dad's funeral. Reached out to her several times, no contact. We grew up as twins almost.

  • *Dicks fuck Assholes, chuck."

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  • Chuck Palhanyuik vibes intensify

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  • they hacked your anus

  • I sometimes play that sentence game in my head where you can't repeat the same word more than twice, and must instead string together the longest consecutive collection of unique words - plurals permitted - for fun purposes

  • So that you can climb up the drainpipe onto the second floor, suffocate the janitor and take his clothes, and then proceed to assassinate the lead celloist during the second movement of the Chanconatta Vol. 5 by dropping a chandalier on their head.

  • Kabuto 🥲

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  • I know I ain't doin' much.Doing nothing means a lot to me.

    AC/DC Downpayment Blues