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tetris11

@ tetris11 @feddit.uk

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  • Skeletor is here to help

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  • noice! Did the '; DROP TABLE USERS;' respond?

  • Courtesy of my friend, who is a dad.

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  • my thoughts exactly

  • Courtesy of my friend, who is a dad.

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  • Finlandia hymn

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finlandia_hymn

    The Finlandia hymn (Finnish: Finlandia-hymni) refers to a serene hymn -like section of the patriotic symphonic poem Finlandia, written in 1899 and 1900 by the Finnish composer Jean Sibelius.

    (no funnies, just thought it was interesting)

  • Your agonizer, please

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  • wait what happened - somehow some selective organs were inverted, but not inverted back.

    I'm not complaining, but I just want to know what happened.

  • Big Problem 🥀

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  • Sorry, I guess that was a bit unearned. I slipped it in there because I was trying to work out the age of the teacher and he seemed too young to be a boomer, plus Space Jam is too young for boomers.

    Eh I tried to make a funny, failed

  • Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...

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  • Is this what the filibuster is about?

  • Big Problem 🥀

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  • Big Problem 🥀

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  • Our safety manuals are written one disaster at a time, never before.

  • (Classic) Don't go into the graveyard at night!

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  • wait what, ghosts haunt during the day? how pointless is that

  • Oh god it found me

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  • Maybe one day Dostoevsky.... one day in hell

  • Unironic Joker Meme

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  • Also coming to terms with what you can reasonably change and what you reasonably can't (yes I know how limiting that sounds), and overcoming the envy and the FOMO by just being the best you you can be.

    If that last part sounds wishy washy, well... it is..., but you really can develop a strong sense of self-worth by simply being nice to others. Spread a bit of joy in your sphere of influence.

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  • KYO-KYANE !

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  • It's a shakedown warning to pharma companies: "we will upset your revenue stream unless you bribe us not to"

    That's the only reason I can see a U-turn happening here

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  • . H E A V Y . R A I N . I N T E N S I F I E S .

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  • Pspspspsps

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  • Thanks

  • Why are we here again?

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  • if you've never played a spicy game of DnD, that's on you

  • Why are we here again?

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  • To attract a witch, work on yourself first:

    • Go barefoot when commuting
    • Fly a kite at night
    • Combine all your condiments into a single d20 die
    • Place lanyards on foxes and invite them into your workplace
    • Strike matches to punctuate your sentences
    • Sweep your cloak or cape magnanimously when greeting people
    • Give serious but subtle head nods to misbehaving children
    • Carve messages into stones and throw them into water fountains
    • Use an umbrella for everything except rain.

    The witches will come.

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  • Well if there's one deity thay can recover from perforated wounds, its the J man