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tetris11

@ tetris11 @feddit.uk

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  • Airport jungle juice

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  • I so want this to be real and not real at the same time

  • Gender Bet

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  • what kind of family sickos care about the gender of a baby

  • Sword of up

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  • starred comment, thanks for the recommendation

  • Sword of up

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  • you fool, you've doomed us all!

  • Sword of up

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  • well that's less exciting, but I'll allow it

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  • That's just classic sales-wizard razzle-dazzle. It had to be programmed somehow and there's likely a service rune on the side for debugging. Read-Only runes can be overpowered with the right equipment

  • Sword of up

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  • nah just leave it in the fridge next to vegetable drawer. No one will touch it

  • Sword of up

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  • Pretty cool concept if you're an outside observer

    • a football kicked from outside of the range would suddenly gain horizontal speed within the range, and then exit the range at freefall speed into the goal.
    • a nun walking from outside of the range would suddenly glide like a dark screaming angel of death across the field within the range, only to then end in a series of fantastic rolls after leaving it
    • a man on a pogo stick would do a super massive horizontal jump across the field, and the use that potential energy to one final massive jump after leaving the range
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  • I'm sorry, I'm a Celsius man.

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  • The payoff will be HUGE, especially as you keep adding 10% grip strength with every swear.

    Assuming an initial grip strength of 100kg[0]:

    • After 10 swears, you've more than doubled your initial strength (100 * (1.1^10) kg = 260kg)
    • After 20 swears, you're gripping a grand piano
    • After 50 swears, you're gripping a fully grown adult African elephant
    • After 100 swears, you're gripping the Statue of Liberty
    • After 500 swears, you're gripping the planet Mercury

    0: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7197498/

  • Take your kid to work day

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  • charming

  • Take your kid to work day

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  • man, that's not funny

    I thank you for the information, but lose the emoji

  • Horseshoe idea

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  • You put it into the water trough, and then you take the horse to it

  • Soup

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  • Water = 10% noodles + 10% vegetables + 95% waterEdit: Oh, you follow the lines, not the triangle boundary

    Water = 5% noodles + 5% vegetables + 90% water

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  • no

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  • In an emergency situation if you cannot breathe through your mouth and nose, your anus opens up, and...

  • Shut up science!!

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  • We have phones doubling as alarm clocks to thank for the technological gains in RTC (realtime clock) chips, and deeper CPU sleep states.

    All new chips have robust sleep options these days because phones needed to be reliable alarm clocks when "off".

    Efficient RTC chips with alarm pins, born out of that chaotic era

  • Shut up science!!

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  • Also, it's forbes

  • Klingons are so wholesome

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  • Solo, his arms wide