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tetris11

@ tetris11 @feddit.uk

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    I'm stable now, what the fuck do I do

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  • I'm a generally miserable git who goes through bouts of extreme energy/happiness usually fuelled by a sudden uptick in sugar or alcohol.

    It's a weird existence, but I'm glad that of all the mental configurations that life could have handed me, I'm built like this and not the other way round.

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  • Meanwhile: Buzz Aldrin places a hand on the porthole facing Earth, and whispers "I wish I was bagging apples right now."

  • Observed → Tested → Revised

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  • I love this, I'm framing it somewhere

  • For those of you that made new friendships this year

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  • Met a guy at work. Work remote so he's the only other guy in the entire country who works in the same company.

    We get beer and a meal every couple of months. We have nothing in common except work. Plenty of uncomfortable silences.

    He's moving to Spain next year. I'm gonna miss him

  • And I'm free...I'm free fallin'

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  • Bison: "Bi son? Bye son."

  • No, you first

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  • But hey at least they were both pissing in bottles

  • It's basic science

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  • squeaks when I cut into it with a knife

  • And I'm free...I'm free fallin'

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  • I'm ignoring gravitational changes and changes in surrounding mass. AFAIK this is an infinite portal to hell that's not even bound to this earthly plane.

    Otherwise I'll have to assume an infinite mass towards the infinite end of the tunnel, which would create a compounding gravitational pull that would be infinite, and .... loses interest and watches paint dry

  • And I'm free...I'm free fallin'

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  • supervisor (whispering): "holy shit, he's good!"

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    Apparently your hobbies becomes less interesting if you're forced to do them all the time? Who knew?

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  • For me it was physics. Was interested in it as a teen, studied it for a degree, and though I did well in it -- I just could not look at it as this fun thing. It would even make me angry to read physics posts on reddit where people shared their enthusiasm for certain concepts.

    Then I kept reading reddit, had my mind repeatedly blown by things that I thought I understood but clearly didn't because I was just doing rote memorization to pass exams, and I began to enjoy it again. Now I love it, but it really is amazing what being forced to learn something for little-to-no encouragement other than an exam mark can do to sap your enthusiasm for something

  • Fun for the whole family

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  • Lichtverstaerkender Zündender Erguss der Radiation

  • And I'm free...I'm free fallin'

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  • It's how I met your mother

  • And I'm free...I'm free fallin'

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  • In a normal deep but endful pit, you'd feel an increase in air pressure as you got deeper as you floated slower and slower. Eventually there will be enough bodies forming a buoyant layer (or, simply bodies lining the bottom of the pit) that you could carve climbing apparatus out of bones and climb back up, feasting on raw flesh as you ascend the wall of the pit. That, or the heat from the biomass of bodies would lift you and your parachute up a decent amount.

    In a bottomless pit, there is no increase in air pressure, the air just falls right through with no resistance because it hasn't reached the end. You'd think that this creates a huge suction at the top of pit, sucking people into it, but no because the air just falls at the same rate that cold air leaves a room in a house, creating perhaps a slight draft into the pit. No bodies at the bottom, no layer of buoyant air, you're just falling. Might as well control your ascent, with some careful parachuting, hook up with some hotties mid-fall, and then embrace the eternity of it

  • My code is self-documenting

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  • A bird in a mouth is worth two in Shepherds Bush

  • Lazy Susan

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  • -peworm lining the inside of his colon and causing him to shi-

  • Lazy Susan

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  • -sexual old man will have to fetch his own peas, and that other guy can go fu-

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  • Aww, cute penguin feeding her young

  • earth, fire, water, wind - it's not hard

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  • "1066 Battle of Hastings1096 First Crusade1120 Sinking of the White Ship1153 Treaty of Westminster1189 Third Crusade1215 Magna Carta1265 First parliament1314 Battle of Bannockburn1348 Black Death1381 Peasant's Revolt1415 Battle of Agincourt1485 Battle of Bosworth..."

    Etched into my brain for 25 years for absolutely no reason

  • earth, fire, water, wind - it's not hard

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  • I went looking for a CSI Miami pun, but came out very... puts on sunglassesdisappointed