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  • How it started / How it's going

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  • The House of Quark became the House of Grilka after the divorce.

    Long live the House of Grilka!

  • Deep Space Nine has everything you could want.

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  • "Why are there two tables in this office?"

  • Deep Space Nine has everything you could want.

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  • Worf, Belana and Worf have anger management issues that require other characters to quell.

    That is so speciesist that i'm reporting you to Humanoid Resources.

  • Deep Space Nine has everything you could want.

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  • Same picture:

  • Deep Space Nine has everything you could want.

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  • You remember how they had a picture of hitler with a bunch of different hairstyles and beards in order to know what he might look like in a disguise if he tried to flee? Now i want one of Dukat in the same style.

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    Aged like hard cider

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  • If you’re ballsy you can leave unpasteurized cider on the counter for a few days and it’ll become hard cider. My dad who doesn’t drink found that one out the hard way c

  • TIL that cars in Europe have grown average 1.2cm longer every year since 2000

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  • Does this mean cars have plate tectonics?

  • TIL Botox is considered the deadliest known natural substance ever recorded in chemical literature

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  • The intravenous one is 3 orders of magnitude lower. μg is 10-6. ng is 10-9.

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    Thirstable side characters

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  • Robert Knepper looked good back in the day but now he looks like he wants to wear my skin as a suit.

  • Mini pizzas

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  • You’d do well in south korea. They love ketchup on pizza.

  • [Sarah McLachlan intensifies]

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  • She did the ASPCA commercials, not UNICEF.

    Are you calling Borg drones animals? That’s not cool and very de-borganizing.

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • OP might have news@lemmy.world or the instance lemmy.world blocked. That would prevent those posts from showing in the feed.

    For me squid's last post is one about belugas mimicking human speec.

  • Barney is a Borg from our imagination. And when he's tall. He's what we call a Borg sensation

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  • Millennials are going to have to accept their age eventually.

  • Careful now

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  • The Big Gowron: Are you honorable, sir?The Dude: Honorable?The Big Gowron: You don't go out looking for a battle dressed like that? On a weekday?The Dude: Is this a... what day is this?The Big Gowron: Well, I am honorable, sir, so if you don't mind...The Dude: I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.

  • 'We had to get out of the way': The backlash over delivery robots

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  • They seem portable enough to lug to a river which is exactly where it would go if one hit me or anyone i was with.

  • How long do I boil broccoli? Edit:answered several times over, and in extremely nuanced ways. Thank you, lemmy! You’re all lovely!

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  • At sea level? Like 5 minutes. A little longer as you increase in altitude. About 1 minute extra every 1000 meters asl.

  • Is AI ruining our skills? Early results are in — and they’re not good

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  • And how much you’ve decided to work for.

  • TIL: While getting everything sorted out for his group N.W.A, Eazy E made his living as a drug dealer so he can save enough money to form his own record label where they can start producing music.

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  • If you want to see a similar one but east coast rap then you gotta watch Wu-Tang: An American Saga. It’s just as good.

  • This month's Windows 11 update broke the Recycle Bin, OneDrive, and possibly your PC's stability

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  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    teft @piefed.social

    Propane may not solve all your problems, but it's a start.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    teft @piefed.social

    The Treachery of Digital Images

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    teft @piefed.social

    Pinot Canar - An Ode to Tasha Yar

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    teft @piefed.social

    That’s why they call me Mister Deltacorp. I’m traveling at the speed of warp. I wanna make a supersonic crewman out of you.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
    teft @piefed.social

    Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird of prey law and see who comes out the victor.