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  • The multiversal 3d printer doesn't print pips for extra Harry Kims.

  • I think the math is off by orders of magnitude on the nanobots. Each probe would probably cost millions or billions.

    I would guess hundreds of trillions to quadrillions of dollars.

  • That bitch Alixus might be the only person worse than Winn Adami.

  • It’s like a person being trained on english by only watching Friends and then being surprised that the person greets all women by saying “How you doin’?”

  • The Founder draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little Dominion community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

    Stay out of the Gamma Quadrant, Lebowski! Stay out of the Gamma Quadrant, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my Dominion community.

  • You want a stembolt? I can get you a stembolt, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a stembolt by 3 o'clock this afternoon... self-sealing. These fucking amateurs...

  • Chuck Yeager said it best:

    If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.

    So Deanna is just a good bridge officer.

  • Sign me up for one of Phlox's leeches.

  • Goddamn. They produce tetrodotoxin in their skin glands. That's the same neurotoxin as puffer fish.

  • That’s probably because of all the kompromat she knows. Trump doesn’t want to piss her off too much if he can help it. It’s why he offered her a judgeship.

  • Florida Bar has a binding rule that says they won’t hold disciplinary hearings for any person confirmed by the US senate.

  • Original Model Janet from the Beta version of The Good Place.

  • His grandfather moved here from germany doing what their family loves to do best, running from their wartime fighting obligations because they’re a family of cowards. He started a whorehouse.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Trump

  • ESDF gang rise up!

  • There's probably some vasquez rocks just out of shot.

    3D printed on Ferenginar for the low low prices of 5 millions bars of GPL.

  • I need some for my burritos for tomorrows lunch. Can you airdrop some to Colombia?