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teft

@ teft @lemmy.world

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Just a bridgeman doing his thing.

  • Explain yourself, Dr. Noonien Soong.

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  • Needless to say, I will be taking some longer lunches for the duration

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  • Balok really hit rock bottom, huh?

  • Needless to say, I will be taking some longer lunches for the duration

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  • Tom Paris swapped out the coffee program in the replicator for methamphetamine

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  • I'm sure this will be the extent of his punishment:

  • What starts with W and ends with T?

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  • I know one thing that starts with a W and ends with a T:

  • Not Safe For Trek

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  • Not Safe For Trek

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  • Potentially a holographic lover could also be unseen. Leave the tactile and force fields active but turn off the visible em field and you can do the best roleplay of patrick swayze and demi moore in Ghost.

  • Nighthawks: Vic's

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  • You forgot to include Annorax.

    It's ok though. He did his own version with his wife in the 70s:

  • Brekkie

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  • 22 nuggets in 9.5 minutes? Kobayashi would be ashamed. Gotta up your game. Lube the throat with some honey mustard dipping sauce to get those bad boys down faster.

  • Netflix dumping Prodigy

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  • If you're gonna be a pirate be a cool blue Orion and not one of those lame normal green Orion.

  • AI memes suck

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  • op calling me out:

    me:

    Sometimes I use reaction gifs.

  • I mean... I don't see the problem?

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  • How do you figure? Make a tetrahedron of the points. Form a sphere around the points. Everyone is equidistant.

  • I mean... I don't see the problem?

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  • Maybe they’re standing on a sphere.

  • Music is better with friends

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  • Music is better with friends

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  • Is this that cardie mind conditioning that Dukat was talking about?

    Just keep Where My Heart Will Take Me repeating in your head and you're golden against all sorts of mind probes.

  • Torpedoes fired

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  • Why not au pressed latinum gratin?

  • Torpedoes fired

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  • This version of Data is so much more whiny and not even anatomically correct. I would like a refund on this meme.

  • He's gonna be recharged....

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  • Sleep is wasted time. I’d prefer Henry of Skalitz’s cockerel potions. Like liquid meth with no downside. Just good old fashion alchemical energy.

  • A VPN Company Canceled All Lifetime Subscriptions, Claiming It Didn’t Know About Them

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  • Sounds like the new owner didn’t do due diligence when inspecting what they were purchasing. Which means the new guy is an idiot and you probably shouldn’t trust your data with them.