If he would like a Seppuku knife that can be arranged by tomorrow as well. I suggest he do it on the capital steps. In doing this he will reclaim some small part of his dignity.
"Mr President Trump has such BIG PEENIS! Young girls in Iran want to touch your BIG PEENIS, Mr President Trump!"
"Well, 300 billion you say? Reminds me of my friend Jeffrey Epstein and he used to buy girls for me. But now I can buy Iranian girls for 300 billion. Best deal ever!"
Hear me out, but there might be a point here.
If this tax goes federal, then there's no way to escape it, other than to leave the country and not use its resources.
If the state-level tax passes, the billionaires will shop for a friendly state to avoid it.
Probably gonna get roasted but my two cents.