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  • "command not found"

    Ugh, why did I put BSD on you?! su! su!

  • They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.

  • 🤔

  • There's only one captain I'd trust to be my lawyer!

  • Ugh, "gimp"? Seriously?

    And the name isn't great either.

  • I hear you. The one that always gets me is PPSSPP. Every time I type it I miss out a letter and have to go back and fix it.

  • 🎵 Take a look at those cats, man! 🎵

  • "Goddam libruls wanna take our guns cars!"

  • It's a sure-fire way to get your MAGA audience to stop thinking, and start raging.

  • JIM!

  • Q, or “Screenwriter’s Helper” as he’s also known.

  • “Hey, where’d all my beads go?!”

  • It's the best way to sit down if you're tall. If I tried something like that it'd end up looking like a Tim Robinson skit.

  • all the truth tellers

    You flatter me! Personally, I'd describe myself more as a slutty shitposter with a bad sense of humor, but truth teller has a certain ring to it 🥰 .

  • "Lt. Cmdr Data, his brain open!"

  • I like a bit of licentiousness in my fiction, but I hate it when it feels I'm being slopped like a hog by some cynical producer. "We know what you want, you pigs, so here's some skin for ya'."

  • I've been told to cut back on imagining that.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Two ships...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Ugh, I'm so burnt out today

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    It's HOT

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Milk. Liver. Fish.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    International fugitive Carlos Ghosn says he’d be best person to head Nissan now

    soranews24.com /2026/06/29/international-fugitive-carlos-ghosn-says-hed-be-best-person-to-head-nissan-now/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Chet Hanks Is the New Face of a Morning After Pill

    www.jezebel.com /chet-hanks-is-new-face-of-a-morning-after-pill
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Math Master!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Would you make me a burrito, too?

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    "We Listened" - Commodore Reduces The Price Of Its Forthcoming Callback 8020 'Dumbphone'

    www.timeextension.com /news/2026/06/we-listened-commodore-reduces-the-price-of-its-forthcoming-callback-8020-dumbphone
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Thanks for using our soul-reaping services

  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    Tucker Carlson says he'll no longer support the Republican Party

    www.sfgate.com /entertainment/article/tucker-carlson-says-he-ll-no-longer-support-the-22315958.php
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    My Dad is Dracula (And Can't Find His Roller Blades)

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    How was camp?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    What's the water like?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Perpetuating the Military-Industrial Complex

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Turns Out, There Really Is a Cabal of Elite Crazies Trying to Control the World

    www.esquire.com /news-politics/politics/a71619211/peter-thiel-dialog-club-wired-report/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    It got my shoelace

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Amazing idea for a dating app?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Hurry

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Survivor finally getting that animated furry comedy movie you've been asking for

    www.avclub.com /survivor-animated-comedy-movie-talking-animals