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  • He was the subject of a roast.

  • One of the guys called out sick.

  • He's gonna Spock around the clock!

  • Oh, and can I also get a chicken sandwich with that? Thanks!

  • No, no! I wouldn't want to receive a citation!

  • Instead of letting Ozzie (the human) set down the dog bowl, Earl (the dog) leapt into the air and ate the entire meal in one massive GULP*. At which point Ozzie wryly observes that it must be some kind of record (presumably for the fastest eating of dinner). It's not an especially ground-breaking joke, just a little gentle humor at how fast some dogs sometimes wolf-down their food.

  • Aw! 🥰

  • Do you want Klingons? 'Cause this is how you get Klingons.

  • Sweet!

  • 🎵Bangarang (8-hour mix, stretched)

  • When this week's "death law" is not one of the public decency laws.

  • Thank you for telling me 😑

  • It's just an inch-tall man sleeping in his piano-shaped bed, nbd.

  • Things that hand phasers can do:

    1. Stun
    2. Kill
    3. Disintegrate
    4. Explode
    5. Sick lightshow that impresses everybody
  • You know what they say: Starfleet regs are written in dog pee.

  • Fascinating...

  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    Utah Farmers Signed Up for Federally Funded Therapy. Then the Money Stopped.

    www.propublica.org /article/utah-farmers-therapy-mental-health-suicide-rates
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Q-Nuts gang welcomes the arrival of the Great Pumpkin

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Real Man vs. Economy

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Snail knowledge

  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    “This is a hostile and political act by Amazon." Trump admin calls one of his most high-profile supports to heel over price display plan

    www.jezebel.com /the-trump-admin-is-even-turning-on-conservative-supreme-court-justices-amazon
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    MAGA’s Premier Conspiracy Theorist Becomes the Target of One

    www.thebulwark.com /p/maga-premiere-conspiracy-theorist-mike-flynn-target-qanon-influencers
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Researchers Tattooed Tardigrades. They Promise It Will Be Useful

    gizmodo.com /researchers-tattooed-tardigrades-they-promise-it-will-be-useful-2000593853
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    AI-powered 20 foot robots coming for construction workers' jobs

    www.theregister.com /2025/04/26/aipowered_robots_construction/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Rae The Doe Comic Strip 2025-04-24 | Comics Kingdom

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    new plant!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Happy Easter

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Kittens Reciting the Words of Satan, Part 3,514

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Actually, Jaws

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    A mockingbird!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Your own little doghouse!

  • Actually Infuriating @lemmy.world

    Turkish student at Tufts University detained, video shows masked people handcuffing her

    apnews.com /article/tufts-student-detained-massachusetts-immigration-6c3978da98a8d0f39ab311e092ffd892
  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    But your the best damn beagle pilot in Starfleet (by EBeeler on DeviantArt)

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL about a bookmarklet that takes you directly to a YouTube video's thumbnail

    gist.github.com /huphtur/5557258
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Distracting and Dwelling

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Toll Time!