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  • Imagine that instead of asking to do all the nasty-ass things you've been wanting, you're partner knows about it already and, if they're on board, they just do it.

  • 🎵 Move, p'takh -- get out the way! 🎵

  • How "My Struggle" becomes "His Struggle".

  • AFAIK, there's not direct mention of what happens to animals when they die, but many modern interpretations say that if Heaven is a paradise for humans, and if animal companionship makes humans happy, then there will be animals in Heaven.

    Then again there are sects that believe that basically everyone in Heaven is brainwashed to be happy all the time just to be in God's presence, and that the only activity there is round-the-clock praise and singing, so animals don't really have a place there. Which is two kinds of shitty: what kind of "paradise" is no pets AND endless church?

  • In real life I agree with you! But in DS9 one's options are limited :(

  • Well... you've got to love someone and there is no such thing as a perfect person. Or goo-men.

  • Evangelical Christians looking at the Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization decision: "Worth it!"

    😡

  • Your take is exactly the opposite of my argument, and I'm amazed you've gotten it so twisted. My argument is that Kevin Hart is a two-faced piece of shit. He kissed up to George Floyd's family when it made him look good, and then acted like he doesn't know them when the comedian he hired on the show he was in charge of made a joke about Floyd's last words.

    And on top of that he threw Tony Hinchcliffe under the fucking bus. His man made the joke on his show and Hart immediately crumbled when called out saying, "it wasn't tasteful" and then made a big deal about how the blowback from the joke should not on Hart. Motherfucker, you wanted your roast to be a safe space for transgressive humor, and now you want to be all, "guys, guys, I didn't like it either but it's NOT MY FAULT, MY HANDS WERE TIED!" That's bullshit and he knows it.

    But if all that's too much, I'll simplify my argument even further: FUCK KEVIN HART.

  • This is just how I write man, especially when responding to tantrum-throwing children who have no reading comprehension. And since your comment focuses entirely on my style without addressing my argument, I'm just going to assume that you are completely unable to understand or counter it.

  • So this is NOT Beastars.

  • "Now let's get that uniform off, shall we? I can see I've got some work to do."

  • People keep acting like the article is about to take the ability to be tasteless away from them.

    That is not what the article is about.

    The article is about whether or not Kevin Hart is a hypocrite and a coward.

    After George Floyd was murdered by an off-duty cop, Kevin Hart reached out to his family, offering sympathy and support, even attending his funeral.

    And then he produces his own roast, hires an openly racist white comedian to tell a racist joke mocking George Floyd.

    That looks like hypocrisy.

    And after George Floyd’s family called out Hart for turning his back on them, he acted so shocked, like it was nothing to do with him, and petulantly asked why they were mad at him.

    That looks like cowardice.

    He he hired the clowns, he put up the tent, and when confronted by the slightest hint of criticism from people he supposedly cared about, he proceeded to piss his pants and tell everyone that it wasn’t his circus.

    That’s what this story is about, not some pearl clutching attempt to make you be nice.

    And if you think that I’M a prude? You’ve got the wrong cunt, precious. 🤣

  • One was a public provocateur deliberately farming outrage for money and fame, who was murdered by a lone psycho.

    One was an private citizen strangled by a cop for nine minutes while onlookers begged for his life, and became the focal point for a national civil rights movement.

    But yeah, same-same. 🙄

  • Slop fans are the sort of people who think that they’re 10 steps ahead of everyone else, and then tend scream about “unfairness” when they feel they’ve lost the advantage they think they’re “supposed” to have.

  • I’ve always said the man has brass balls.

  • Same here!

  • I call my cheeks “Danger Danger”.

  • Sorry, but are you comparing Charlie Kirk with George Floyd?

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