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  • We had a good run.

    Oh, who am I kidding.

  • The premise of the strip as a whole is that Dracula is usually depicted as an evil, murderous monster. But in "My Dad is Dracula" he is a loving and attentive father who likes conventionally dad-ish things (like bad jokes, gently teasing his son for not doing his chores, and grilling, etc).

    Many of the strips feature specific jokes in the last two panels: In this case, Dad sounds like he's about to reveal something significant, or potentially upsetting. But in fact, he's just letting his son know where a health-recovery item is hidden in the game they're playing together.

    It's gentle humor, more sweet that hilarious.

  • It's like a tropical vacation in a cup!

  • This might be out of line, but that Andorian blood looks hella delicious.

  • Catfish

    Jump
  • Aw, sleepy babies 🥰

  • Truer words have never been spoken.

  • Sorry. The original source was The Daily Star, which I thought was worse. I realize the story is garbage, but I was going by Rule 4: the headline immediately made me think, "Is this an Onion headline?"

  • Waiting for the manager to finish with a customer so they can grab your paycheck from the back.

  • Understood, and I respect your empathy. Rest assured I never would have posted this if the article didn't report the birds are alive and well.

  • If I could bend the world to my will, I would force it to make some nachos for me. My downfall will be swift, humiliating, and violent.

  • We have ways. Billionaires won't put them into practice. It turns out they'd rather have increasing stockpiles of money than, well--us.

  • "Get them! Destroy them! ... not me, though. You don't get me."

  • They assimilate technological and biological distinctness... but apparently not stylishness, if they stuck with that whole cube thing.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    My Dad is Dracula (And a 90s Alien)

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    It doesn't work like that

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Thankful

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Founder Admits His "AI Transcription" Startup Was Just Him Joining People's Meetings and Taking Notes by Hand

    futurism.com /artificial-intelligence/fireflies-founder-startup-ai
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates

    archive.ph /9b8Ae
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Trump, Mamdani make love — not war

    www.politico.com /news/2025/11/21/trump-mamdani-make-love-not-war-00665861
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    They never listen

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    New Castro Bar Rikki's to Host Lesbian Pie-Eating Contest

    sfist.com /2025/11/20/new-castro-bar-rikkis-to-host-lesbian-pie-eating-contest/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    We've got a problem

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Toilet rubber theft baffles, grosses out Japan (SoraNews24)

    soranews24.com /2025/11/19/toilet-rubber-theft-baffles-grosses-out-japan/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Last wish?

  • Extra Ordinary Comics @lemmy.world

    "demands"

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Lubbock Will Remove Buddy Holly-Themed Crosswalk After Federal Crackdown

    www.nytimes.com /2025/11/17/us/buddy-holly-crosswalk-texas.html
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Old friends

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Woman pleads guilty to lying about astronaut wife accessing bank account from Space Station

    www.cnbc.com /2025/11/14/space-station-nasa-guilty-wife-bank-account.html
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Can I do the thing?

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Nobody Worry

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Cat hostage

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Look lady, I'm just saying...

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Evidence of ancient tree-climbing 'drop crocs' found in Australia

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c2lpyrnjleeo