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starman2112

@ starman2112 @sh.itjust.works

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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

  • What's your favourite song lyrics?

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  • Edit: I had listed the lyrics to Boycott Heaven due to recency bias, but after more thought I think it's Oblivion Song by cloudkissed

    🎶It’s comforting to know that in a hundred years or so

    🎶My memory will all but fade away

    🎶It’s interesting to note that every clumsy song I wrote

    🎶Will outlive me by forever and a day

    🎶‘Cause despite all my potential I’m quite inconsequential

    🎶And these tears that feel torrential will not matter any more

    🎶And maybe it sounds morbid, but if my efforts are rewarded by oblivion

    🎶That sounds nice to me

  • Verify your ID to protect the kids

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  • They want your ID attached to your account so they can throw you in prison when you say "from the river to the sea," or leave a comment with a 🔻 emoji, or suggest that killing children is wrong

  • Verify your ID to protect the kids

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  • On some mobile keyboards they're attached to adjacent keys. On mine, I hold z to get * and x to get ", so I mix them up pretty frequently

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  • You're right, they were actually both 15. Doesn't make it any better tbh

    Edit: wait, this movie released when they were both 15, so they were almost certainly 14 at the time of this scene

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  • These girls were like 14 when this was taken btw

  • Remember, living wages is less expensive than this!

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  • The average American cannot comprehend the complexity of different portions of their income being taxed at different rates. I've met a guy who turned down a $0.50 raise because it would him just past the next tax bracket

  • Remember, living wages is less expensive than this!

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  • Read in an internet comment, so take with a grain, but he apparently had a multistage plan. Started a small fire, fire dept came to deal with it, and company brass had them turn off fire suppression to limit unnecessary damage to product in other areas. It was then that they lit a bunch more fires, and by the time the figured it out, it was too late.

    https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/comment/25499844

    I was going to paraphrase the comment and then I decided to just directly quote it instead

  • Dad stuck in support nightmare after teen lied about age on Discord- Ars Technica

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  • Discord later banned the account for violating the TOS when lying about her age and stated they would only restore the account if they shared a photo of the kid along with a copy of her birth certificate or passport.

    The guy who applies for the "looking at pictures of little girls" position at discord needs to be on every single list

  • ‘I know what it requires’: Harris on why she’s thinking about running for president in 2028

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  • Nah it's just on another website

    That said, Harris still couldn't win against "no preference." Dems are gonna fail if they don't run someone that people want to vote for

  • ‘I know what it requires’: Harris on why she’s thinking about running for president in 2028

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  • A lot of people on many sides are terminally online. If you ask the median voting-age US citizen why they didn't vote, the only answer they can give is "I just don't really care ¯(ツ)_/¯"

  • ‘I know what it requires’: Harris on why she’s thinking about running for president in 2028

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  • Fuck Russia, Slava Ukraini. Why did Biden and Top Cop Kamala fail to have Trump tried for the treason that he committed?

  • ‘I know what it requires’: Harris on why she’s thinking about running for president in 2028

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  • But if we got all Americans together to vote for harris, then she would win, and the Republican party could go another four years without facing any consequences for the various crimes they've committed

  • ‘I know what it requires’: Harris on why she’s thinking about running for president in 2028

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  • Not sure whether I'm missing an implied /s, but good joke either way

  • ‘I know what it requires’: Harris on why she’s thinking about running for president in 2028

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  • An employee who allegedly burned down a California warehouse compared himself to Luigi Mangione in a message to co-workers after setting the fire.

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  • Should have paid them enough to live ¯(ツ)_/¯

  • What unethical life hack would you recommend to others?

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  • Stuff some cash in an envelope and send it to Sweden for a totally anonymous mullvad account, download and set it up on your device (legal)

    Download qbittorrent, go to the settings and bind it to your mullvad connection (legal)

    Torrent every single 1 and 0 you consume, and seed that shit forever and eternity (mixed legality)

  • What unethical life hack would you recommend to others?

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  • Why is there a pedestrian walking across the road while there's a car coming at them at 35 mph?

  • What unethical life hack would you recommend to others?

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  • Tell the truth all the time, be the most honest person everyone knows. That way when you really fuck something up they'll believe you when you say it wasn't you

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  • If it's gross porn or AI slop, instant block. For comments it's only if we get like a dozen replies into an argument and I stop assuming they're able to read