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  • I hate Teams so much. It's nothing but an engine for generating distractions.

    Do they honestly think we need an alert when someone reacts to a post? "Everyone pay attention! An emoji has been posted in the group chat!"

  • /u/randomaccount43543, are you ChatGPT?

  • Freedom from hayfever.

  • I think it's because he knows how to put his own spin on a story while respecting previous works in that space.

  • Okay Dad. Should I call the nurse? Smells like you've shit yourself again.

  • Dude, you think I haven't heard that explanation before? Did you forget where we are?

  • Pretty much every thread we have in this community, someone comes along to say "you should pressure-wash your asshole". I'm mildly bemused that this is what Lemmy obsesses over.

  • I work in healthcare. We have a Dr Blood, Dr Bones and Dr Slaughter. Perfect supervillain team right there.

  • A talk show host in my country failed to keep a straight face over the name and lost his job. It's okay though, we don't miss him.

  • The Victorians considered gruel to be health food. Mind you, they also thought granulated arsenic was a good substitute for sugar.

  • TIL there's a global market in fake cheese. Which is to say, real cheese that someone slapped a fancier label on.

    I'm sure all the steps we took to reach this point were logical ones, but we still find ourselves in a very strange place.

  • Thanks for looking out for us.

  • I'd really rather forget it forever.