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spittingimage

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  • What's something people incorrectly assume about your line of work and/or hobby?

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  • Why no headphones? Seems like that would make the job more enjoyable.

  • What's your harmless/low-stakes conspiracy theory?

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  • Speaking from experience? How many generation ships have you travelled on?

  • What big budget movie had absolutely no buisness getting made?

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  • I've given my reasons, how about you give yours?

  • What big budget movie had absolutely no buisness getting made?

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  • I can't leave it at that. I have to add some details.

    Both the empire and the rebels repeatedly made tactical decisions so stupid a five-year old would know better. The opening battle involved sending unprotected bombers against a ship with anti-bomber defences and keeping the enemy commander talking on the phone to delay his response. That works in a Mel Brooks movie, not in Star Wars.

    They killed a fan-favourite character off-screen. What, was the puppet too old to reprise its role?

    The empire's main guy decided to chase the rebels down instead of destroying them immediately. For fun, I guess.

    Phasma's a badass. Except that she capitulates at the first sign of personal danger.

    All Holdo had to say was "yes, there's a plan. Not telling you what because of operational secrecy". Instead she expected Poe to blindly follow orders when he'd already shown he couldn't do that.

    "Oh no, the sacred texts!" ...that you attempted to burn a moment ago.

  • What big budget movie had absolutely no buisness getting made?

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  • The Last Jedi.

    I left the theatre angry that they spent enough money to take mankind back to the moon on something that stupid.

  • What was the last image you saved from the internet?

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  • A photo of a woman wearing a mix of lingerie and plate armour.

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    In short, I think you need to talk to the crowd in Trumpian style?

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  • Please don't talk to the crowd in Trumpian style.

  • My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

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  • Who's wasting it? Just wipe it off with a paper towel and you can use it on your crossword!

  • My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

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  • You deafen yourself with a sharp pencil. Only way.

  • What old technology are you surprised is still in use today?

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  • Some telcos are willing to guarantee that pager messages will arrive. No-one's willing to guarantee shit for mobile phones.

  • What computer life hacks are your most used?

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  • None of these comments are life hacks. When did using a documented feature built into your software become a hack?

  • Never Give Up

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  • I'm really confused by these strips. Are there more panels than the ones we see?

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    What was your last dream about?

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  • Lucid dreaming is like a real-life superpower.

    There's a trade-off, though. Apparently lucid dreaming does nothing for you in terms of resting.

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    What was your last dream about?

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  • I dreamed I was repairing laptops, only to have them stolen from me.

    I sort of believe dreams hold meaning, but nothing significant. I often tend to dream about what's bothering me in waking life.

  • What do you think of the very angry sport fan ?

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  • But they're in different uniforms. That's nearly the same as flying a flag.

  • The real racism [satire]

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  • It's not that it isn't funny, but reality fatigue is a thing.

  • Considering all the technological advances humanity has made in the last 50 years, has humanity evolved in terms of civilization, stagnated, or regressed?

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  • One of my acquaintances is a woman married to a woman, so I'd say we've at least made some advances in minding our own business.

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    What will replace digital era?

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  • If you're shooting soup, better stick to bone broth. Anything chunkier will clog the needle.

  • (OC) Babysitter

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