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spittingimage

@ spittingimage @lemmy.world

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  • You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?

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  • Sell my car to the next person who walks by, I guess.

    But I'll hint to them (family) strongly that I won't be selling two cars, so they need to get less explodey.

  • What was your last “impulse buy” and was it worth it?

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  • Not sure, haven't had time to read it yet.

  • What was your last “impulse buy” and was it worth it?

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  • Digital copies of the entire run of the Girl Genius webcomic. Very worth it.

  • What is your most "Fuck you, this is actually awesome?" take?

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  • Anyone can code (not just a saying).

    Anyone who is willing to invest the effort in understanding program flow can code.

  • Humanitarians diet?

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  • Their flesh is so firm and well-marbled.

  • Your username is now public and hereditary like a surname. How much do your kids hate you?

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  • During early life, they'd like it. As teenagers they'd hate it. In their adult years they'd come back around to liking it again.

  • What's the worst change made in a movie adaptation of a book?

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  • Based on his comics I'm going to say it would be a classic, but mostly in a "can't believe they filmed that" sense.

  • What is the scariest shit you can think of?

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  • You have a very dark imagination. 🫨

  • What is the scariest shit you can think of?

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  • Dick spiders.

    More seriously: body parasites of any kind.

  • Any weird dreams recently?

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  • I dreamed a friend built a treehouse so big it had a mezzanine and a staircase. He invited me to tour it and didn't bother to mention he'd filled it with hungry zombies - because obviously he was going to do that, duh.

  • [FIRE] Favourite form of combustion?

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  • Joke's on you! Nothing's going to happen to me in my sealed hyperbaric chamber!

    Man, I am so sleepy...

  • [EARTH] Favourite planet?

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  • Are we accepting planets that orbit other planets? Because I've always thought Titan was neat. Nasa has a recording of the wind from a probe descender stage.

  • Guys where did I put my wallet

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  • I once saw a duck steal a wallet out of a woman's bag and waddle off with it.

    The same could have happened to YOU.

  • Your Lemmy/Reddit/Fetlife/etc profile is tied to your real name and browsable. How screwed are you?

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  • Not much. I've made it a rule not to say anything on the internet that I'd be ashamed to say IRL. Other posters have recognised me from real life a couple of times and it's been no big deal.

    I was once part of a community for making very crass jokes about sensitive topics, but given that the entrance is plastered with warnings about what you're going to find inside, I hope people would take it in its proper context.

  • How would you react if someone said they had a dream of you in it?

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  • Context is sooo important in this case. What sort of dream?

  • If You Have Choice then Which part would you choose to be born in?

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  • Weather is a bigger threat than you might realise in the G region.

  • What would you consider to be the 7 browser extension Wonders of the World/Internet?

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  • uBlock Origin, duh.

    Privacy Badger.

    Mouse Gestures (any of them, there's multiple).

    Reader view, because sometimes all you need is the text, in a pleasantly readable format.

  • Faith of the Heart is important I guess but aren't there any other body parts we should have faith of?

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  • I'm praying for my liver.

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    Why was Eeyore so sad in Winnie the Pooh? What did he need that could have made him happier?

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  • At first glance, he has everything a donkey needs to be happy. Good grazing, good friends, easy days with no responsibilities.

    So I'm guessing it's the fact his tail is pinned to his butt.