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spittingimage

@ spittingimage @lemmy.world

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    How astroturfed is Lemmy?

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  • I'm starting to wonder if there's a team of users mocking people who don't want to use AI or if it's just one incredibly prolific poster.

  • what's the dumbest thing your pet has done?

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  • Whenever I'm in a particular spot in the garden, our boy cat likes to hop up on top of the recycling bin to receive scritchies. One day he tried it while I was putting recycling away. There was a crash and I looked into the bin to find him up to the neck in torn cardboard beaming rays of this-is-your-fault,-monkey at me.

  • What's that longest time you went without eating? Why?

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  • Five days. I had a bout of gastritis - damage to the stomach lining. I didn't feel hungry at all during that time. My body knew time was what it needed in order to heal.

  • Do you put pizza in the fridge?

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  • I like meat on my pizza so yes, it goes in the fridge.

  • I've recently turned into a blocker.

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  • I block people who are dishonest or abrasive. I'm here for entertainment, not for any higher purpose. I'm not obligated to give those people any attention and I have nothing to gain by it.

    I'm blocking maybe a dozen across all of Lemmy. Things are much more pleasant.

  • It's Combs all the way down

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  • Wha? Talk about a missed opportunity.

  • Is Freddy Kruger merciful because he kills you in your sleep or because its a nightmare does that make it bad?

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  • Don't mistake his motives - he's killing you in order to be a colossal dick.

  • What's your solution to the Israel-Palestine conflict?

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  • I don't have a serious idea, so let me tell you about my flights of fancy.

    I zap the current Israeli administration's family members with a de-aging ray to turn them back into babies. Then I travel back in time ten years and adopt them into Gaza families. Then I let them know what I did.

  • What's an uplifting fact that might counter the doom of our current reality?

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  • Ask the independent writers on Amazon how that's working out for them.

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  • As conspiracy theories go, this one is pretty dumb.

  • What's an uplifting fact that might counter the doom of our current reality?

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  • I've never tried making goulash because I had a goulash in Prague that was life-changing and mine could never compare.

  • What's an uplifting fact that might counter the doom of our current reality?

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  • Writers gotta get paid, tho'.

  • What's an uplifting fact that might counter the doom of our current reality?

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  • I would definitely make space for you in my lifeboat.

  • What's an uplifting fact that might counter the doom of our current reality?

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  • And let's not forget that cancer is the leading cause of death because medical science has made all the others much less fatal.

  • People who don't like math, why?

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  • I had one of those old-school maths teachers who hates maths, teaching, and children.

    Had to figure out on my own that maths can be fun and useful.

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    Are there scalping communities?

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  • Your mother must be so proud of you.

  • What's a small thing that made you happy today?

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  • I ordered a cheap set of in-ear earbuds. They arrived this morning and I have them charging now.

  • A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal

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  • Well of course. Everyone feels exactly the way you feel about the topic.

  • What turn of phrase do you hate?

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  • Farscape 4 lyfe, bro.