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spittingimage

@ spittingimage @lemmy.world

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  • Scientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?

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  • I wouldn't want to be one of those reptiles that shoots blood from its eyes.

    Other than that... I'm interested.

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    How do you check if a story is written by a human or an AI?

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  • unless I can drive to a place an punch you without breaking my hand…

    I feel like there's steps you could take before that one. Maybe jiggle my squishy belly for a second or two.

  • You can choose any celebrity's facial hair and make it yours. Who do you choose?

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  • Brian Blessed, from his Flash Gordon days. That was a beard that made a statement.

  • Are you currently lying about something on the internet?

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  • Fine, thanks. And you?

  • Are you currently lying about something on the internet?

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  • I emailed "looking forward to seeing you" to someone I'm completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.

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  • Well, a surgeon's gotta eat. Have you seen the salads in the cafeteria?

  • Ignoring the internet bill itself, how many paid online services do you have?

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  • Depends what counts as paid. I donate to wikipedia, Archive.org, lemmy.world and a forum I use daily. My wife has Netflix and Disney Plus. I could use her accounts, but I'm going through a phase of having no interest in streaming.

    I have a webhosting account with a service some guy is running out of his garage. I agreed to pay for it, but he hasn't charged me in fifteen years despite me mentioning it from time to time. Now I'm just enjoying commercial-level webhosting at no cost. No, I won't tell you who my host is. Sorry. 😜

  • What are your standards concerning house chores?

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  • If I throw it against the wall and it doesn't stick, it's clean.

  • Where will Santa live when the polar ice caps are gone?

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  • To Lemmy people who came from reddit: Have you guys tried other fedi software like mastodon or sharkey?

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  • No. One social media is enough. Lemmy meets all my needs.

  • At what point is liking childrens toys sad?

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  • I play with Lego and anyone who doesn't like it can gargle my nuts.

  • What 'bad' movie could you fix with a simple casting change?

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  • I too would watch paint drying on Scarlett Johansson.

  • Does everyone have an opposite gender name they would use?

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  • I have a gender-neutral name, so I'd probably stick with the same one.

  • What 'bad' movie could you fix with a simple casting change?

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  • A re-conceptualisation and re-write would help a bit.

  • Is entertainment getting worse or am I getting old?

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  • Pretty much every successful channel you see on youtube these days is made to follow a formula. There are classes you can take on how to attract a demographic, how often to release content, how to keep your followers engaged via discord, what sort of merch to offer...

  • What 'bad' movie could you fix with a simple casting change?

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  • I guess Steven Seagall movies are the low-hanging fruit, huh?

    Okay, semi-semi-serious answer: the first Aliens Vs Predator movie. I replace the predator with Animal from the Muppet Show. That would at least make the movie fun.

  • Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?

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  • That would be a definite minus.

  • Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?

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  • My eyesight's pretty weak, so I'm not sure that would do it... but on the other hand I could navigate the house at night without bumping my shins on furniture. I think that's enough to sell me on glowing.

  • Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?

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  • How bright would I glow? Enough to read by?