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  • Thank you!

  • This made me laugh a lot harder than expected.

  • It gets easier but it takes time for it to happen. One of mine, I couldn't think of him without tears for a full year. I still miss him, but now when I think of him I'm happy that I knew him.

  • My hands.

  • Whenever my friends say they can't hang out because they're busy, I remind them that they could sell their kids into slavery to have more free time. No takers so far.

    Also, my friends know that I'm kidding and that I love being an uncle to their kids.

  • I've been through it multiple times. Time will wipe away the hurt and leave you with only the happy memories, but it's gonna hurt for now. I've got your back. I'm sure you were a great person for your friend and that they were lucky to have you. I wish you the best.

  • People who voted for what they’re getting and are somehow surprised. I think there’s a phrase about that, but something something leopards something.

  • Presently using Arctic on my phone. I browse on the web on my computer.

  • This is an Always Sunny in Philadelphia ep.

  • Poor sloppy drooly kitty. One of mine is pukey. I'd rather she drool. Cheers.

  • Walked all the way from my home office to the sofa to show my partner. We both said aww.

  • That’s because their interests align with the mega-rich. They can afford to give away content and hire interns to sexually harass. Honest orgs have little funding by comparison.

  • The giant chicken. Haven't watched an ep of FamGuy in years, but that was always the best.

  • Do you think people call 911 to report someone smoking pot? I doubt that has happened since the 90s.

    What happens on the street during police encounters and what people call you about are not the same thing.

  • It's like they're reciting a script when they talk about "your eyes are glassy and red" during DUI stops in bodycam videos on YouTube. Because they are reciting a script.

    Kinda like the sheriff that pulled me over for unknown reasons who smelled pot in my car (literally never articulated a reason, though context clues suggest they were investigating a stolen and abandoned vehicle). I was borrowing my dad's vehicle while mine was in the shop. No pot ever entered that car.

    But he definitely smelled it. /s

  • "Oh that? That's the wall cat. He came with the place."

  • But the box it came in… that's completely different.

  • Nah, he'll make them more difficult to access for poor people. I have moderate income and can afford to access them (probably at higher prices). Sort of like how rich white women can still afford abortions. I'm not worried for myself, but I am for others.