I tried to read it, but I really couldn't care less. Why would I care what a bunch of conservative dipshits think about two celebs who I only know of because of this bs? I've never seen them in anything (as far as I know). Idiots talking about people I know nothing about. I quit after the first few paragraphs. I don't think I'll ever click on a link about this again.
I've been in a similar situation (only mine was that I'd chosen to go my own route for six years or so and the employment gap was the primary issue). I just wanted to encourage you not to give up. @souperk@reddthat.com already gave great advice, so I have nothing more to offer. Keep trying. You'll get there. Good luck!
It's a cult. I'm not surprised.