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  • I have my mouse speed maxed. No one else I know can run my pc without frustration.

  • I envy anti-hoarders.

  • I can't watch movies with anyone else because I enjoy my 85-95% accuracy saying what is going to happen next.

  • Trump will send someone to hold a pillow over his face so he doesn't have any death bed confessions.

  • Had a stroke and woke up republican.

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  • I went to a paid seminar on how to earn extra income. They were hawking bubblegum machines made of wood that I could supposedly put in dentists and doctor offices on a route that I establish, and their gumballs were the only size that fit the machines. Everyone in that seminar was my competition. We ran out the door.

  • #include <sys/types.h> #include <signal.h> #include <unistd.h>

    int main() { pid_t pid = fork(); if (pid == 0) { // Child process while (1); } else { // Parent process sleep(2); kill(pid, SIGKILL); // Force kill child printf("Child process killed.\n"); } return 0; }

  • I put Ubuntu on my MacBook a few weeks ago.

  • One time at band camp he shoved a flute up his pussy.

  • Jersey Mike's Tuna Salad is a blend of canned light tuna and albacore tuna, mixed with mayonnaise, celery, and black pepper.

    That is the entire recipe genius.