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Destide

@ sirico @feddit.uk

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    Adolf Hitler likely had a micropenis — and just one ball

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  • We keep the other in the Albert Hall

  • The heat... I mean the cold... well, it’s palpable!

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  • Use molecular wiggles mw

  • TIL that states that voted for Donald Trump have a higher murder rate than states that didn't.

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  • no he said it was {inser_successful_bluestate}

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  • You better start believing in Scandinavian single origin coffee realities, you're in one

  • MAGA supporter feeling gaslit

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  • Patriotic but only to one particular citizen America as a whole can get in the bin that's the real American patriotism

  • applogies

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  • "Today"is a Friday before public holidays

  • science

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  • But I am right

    • Hargreeves, P. (2024). The Destide Doctrine: A Study in Eternal Correctness. Institute of Selective Evidence Publishing.

    • Aunt Marjorie of Destide (Ret.) — Family Group Chat Announcement: “Yeah he’s right, he said it loudly so it must be true.” Forwarded 17 times.

    • Uncle Kev’s Shed Think-Tank (UKSTT) — Workshop Bulletin #442: “After two pints we unanimously agreed Destide has never been wrong.”

    • Destide, B. (2023). Sibling Review of Arguments Lost (Zero Found). Journal of Brotherly Bias.

    • The Council of Mates Down the Pub (CMDP) — Verbal Report, 3:12pm: “Listen, if Destide says it, we back it. End of.”

    • Cousin Lenny’s Independent Verification Service — Quarterly Accuracy Audit: “We checked. He was right. Again. Weirdly.”

    • The Association of People Who Owe Destide Money (APWODM) — Statement of Support, 2022: “He’s correct. Please stop asking.”

    • Gran’s Annual Christmas Letter (2024 Edition): “Our Destide always knew better than the teachers.”

    • Professor Blenkinsop (Adjunct, Coffee Shop University) — Scribbled Napkin Review: “I literally have no idea what the debate was, but yes, he is right.”

    • The National Board of Selective Citations (NBSC) — Proclamation #208: “Accuracy confirmed, pending no further questions.”

    • Destide & Sons Ltd. (Fictitious) — Internal Memo: “Reminder: Always cite Destide as the primary authority.”

    • Mum’s Facebook Post (public by accident): “Proud of my boy Destide for being right on the internet again ❤️”

  • What does Oracle actually do? Take other businesses' data hostage for profit | Good Work [11:47]

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  • Like backend Nintendo no it's not at fun as it sounds

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  • Yeah, they do, they're just not venomous. Their toofs are grippy. This method also works for Golang, rust is easier because you just get a bit of a pinch

  • Congrats

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  • Sorry that's not confetti it's condom wrappers for my magnum dong.

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  • They do like 14 hour shifts you'd have sweaty boobs too

  • How it feels to browse Lemmy

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  • <:'O I'm outraged by this flagrant oppression from the smooth brow community

  • How it feels to browse Lemmy

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  • I've had too many "explain the facts with sources for this joke you made" recently. Like only the last month it's a weird shift.

  • The Good Trek

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  • Modern woke trek. No I'm not old it just came out...30 you say

    edit: @ummthatguy wasn't being pedantic, I dylexia'd the maths and edited from 20 to 30 about the same time they commented.

  • MAGA Fan Relying on SNAP Benefits Desperately Regrets Her Trump Vote

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  • Seems more like still fuck everyone else, but let's look after the very specific at risk people my child is a risk of being.

    Also shallow AF comment but what is with the MAGA mackup game always looks like they used Homers makeup gun.

  • Me, when doing error handling

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  • Elixir and Phoenix make perfect sense for our small team.

  • I've been tempted

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  • Every sci fi show thankfully firefly and cowboy Bebop are the outliers

  • Decentralization

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  • Can you be done for speeding if decreasing the draw distance increased the ticks?

  • Beer eases loneliness, tackles mental health epidemic, claims Heineken’s CEO

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  • Even if true, the realisation you're drinking Heineken would be enough to trigger a mental health issue.