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@ simplejack @lemmy.world

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  • I thought that was rowing machine porn.

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  • You will encounter this man at work.

    They will ask for your help with something on their workstation, and it would be faster for you to drive with them watching over your shoulder, but this cryptic thing is their keyboard.

    Instead, you will be forced to sit behind them like Patrick Swayze guiding Demi Moore at a throwing wheel. You will eventually take your shirt off, launch Unchained Melody in Spotify, then slowly guide them through a system setting panel.

    You will notice how soft their hands feel. The hyper-ergonomic keyboard has allowed their fingers to move with minimal effort, allowing the skin to remain supple, smooth - almost unused.

    You will ask yourself, “Is he right?” How could a keyboard be so aggressive and wrong, and yet, support something so gentile.

    You try to deny the feeling. Your friends and family will mock you like your uncle Dvorak. Maybe you start with a trackball and see if being naughty feels right.

  • Trump stands by national security adviser Mike Waltz despite disclosing military plans, saying he’s ‘learned a lesson’

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  • Or we could hire professionals with experience that don’t have to “learn lessons” with national security intel.

    Trump hired amateurs and fired staff that had experience. This is a federal government run like a school project.

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    Samsung CEO Han Jong-hee Passes Away At 63

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  • Probably not the worst idea if you’ve been diagnosed with heart disease.

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    Samsung CEO Han Jong-hee Passes Away At 63

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  • Samsung’s just copying Apple yet again.

  • ‘Nazis Got Better Treatment’: Judge Blasts Trump’s Use Of Alien Enemies Act

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  • To be fair, the Nazis are being treated extremely well these days.

  • "Heads should roll": Congress erupts over Trump administration's Signal leak

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  • Pro: People learn about Signal Con: People learn about Signal in the context of a leak

  • DOGE goons tried to fire emergency ICU doctors at NIH

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  • Lots of people are talking about it.

  • The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans

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  • You should probably read the article before commenting on it.

  • Bluesky made more money selling T-shirts mocking Mark Zuckerberg in one day than it has in two years of selling custom domains

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  • Well, one is a public benefit company, the other is not. So not exactly the same shit.

  • For over a century, a U.S.-Canada cross-border library used a single entrance. Now, the U.S. says Canadians must build their own.

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  • It wouldn’t. This just a BS excuse to bully a trade partner.

  • Womp womp

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  • 100% agree. My stupid Volvo does that, and it doesn’t have lidar or a million cameras around it.

  • GM blocks dealership from installing Apple CarPlay retrofit kits in EVs

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  • Some of the newer auto manufacturers do that. Telsa, Rivian, etc. Those companies all have good in-house software developers. Almost everyone else farms this stuff out, which is why it’s never updated.

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  • Just saying I’d like to see some more data. I get that Musk is not someone who should be trusted. Especially if it’s around complying with regulators.

    That said, I could see that system being disengaged by some intended safety triggers.

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  • AP is supposed to disable itself if a fault or abnormality is detected. Pretty much all advanced cruise control systems do this.

    I don’t think it’s fair to say the car was hiding evidence of AP being used unless it was intentionally logging the data in shady way. We’d need to see the logs of the car, and there are some roundabout ways for a consumer to pull those. That would probably be an interesting test for someone on YouTube to run.

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    Kevin McCarthy: Trump Has 'Broken Democratic Party'

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  • Fuck Newsmax. This shit is fascist state media.

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  • People are arguing about autopilot being disabled during the drive, but even if it was, the emergency braking system should tried to do something.

  • Elon Musk Begs Tesla Staff Not to Sell Their Stocks

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  • It’s been holding at about 245 for a week. Bummer is not going lower.

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  • Trump is waging war on his own voters.