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  • Someone saw that Black Mirror episode and said “Let’s make that for real.”

  • I don’t know about present tense. He’s got a lot of blood thinner bruises on his hands these days. He’s probably require enough viagra to blind an elephant. He’s old as shit.

  • I swear, people have the memories of fruit flies.

  • I gots to find me one of those jobs. My wife and I are in middle management and are more like 10-12 hour days, 5 to 6 days a week. I’m not a fan.

  • lol. The bus stop picture in the article

  • Looks like Costa Rica. I’ve been there. Perfect water, then boom, the tide starts dragging your ass out.

    I wonder if he knew how to get out, or if he just encountered a riptide that was aggressively wide.

  • But what of if I like magic? Can I fund a mentalist?

  • Is the catch that I need to get nuclear poisoning?

  • Damn, Theo died?

    I don’t know what became of him, but that dyslexia episode was a big one for me growing up.

  • Maybe throw “no religious nationalists” in for good measure. State religions don’t have the best track record in the history books.

  • Campaigning against a crime is only important if it hurts political opponents. If it hurts themselves, then it’s they try to cover it up.

    The type of crime doesn’t matter.

  • Y’all know if Trump had a massive stroke right now, a big part of his base would start blaming foul play, not the fact that he’s old as shit, has visible cardiovascular disease symptoms, and exercises via golf cart.

  • I'm actually really annoyed I can't do two factor

    2 Factor 2 Furious

  • I love that they reminded everyone that this investigation was chaired by a key member of Trump’s cabinet.

  • It would do something the GOP doesn’t like. Create people who understand science and reasoning, which is bad for the base.

  • AOC supports what’s going on in Gaza? lol. Wut.

    She literally just voted against throwing more money at the Iron Dome.

  • Trump complains about people still asking about Epstein, even though he’s still pushing on election stuff that’s nearly 10 years old.

  • Just a Lemmy client with a webview setting to quickly open pages in app.

    Been running an Amp blocker made by Apollo’s dev for over 4 years. Fuck Google’s amp wrappers.

  • Honestly, that’s a fucking brilliant idea. That’ll make him avoid that shit like the plague.

    Have John Oliver make a giant dancing folder mascot name The Wonderful Secret.