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sauerkrautsaul

@ sauerkrautsaul @lemmus.org

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this is bullshit I was an early adopter then lemm.ee shut down and now I look like I just showed up

  • How about the digestive system?

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  • ill put a fancy divot in yah dome wit my 9 millie brah

  • Why I didn't win the Powerball

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  • have you ever met a jewsh person my dude?

    this painting is of a person with essentially Scandinavian features. this painting is of a person with light colored eyes.

  • Why I didn't win the Powerball

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  • wow

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  • actually....

  • Bezos-owned newspaper bashes Medicare for all in Christmas Day editorial

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  • stephen fry is pretty popular

  • All in the family: In 2026, a surge of politicians' kids are running for office

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  • I mean the states isnt the only place that has folks who are out in the wilderness. in dublin par examplé, if you go north of the river that divides the city in half on the main street you will encounter a herion user in under 30 seconds

  • Time Perception Calendars

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  • its not weird, its glorious- that is my 100% favorite time of the ENTIRE YEAR by a factor of two hundred billion.

    This year down to the way the weekend falls with new years day being a thursday, Ive decided not to go to work on the friday either, meaning this magical period where no one really expects anything of each other (here in ireland anyway) goes straight to the god damned monday the 5th.

    when I used to live in the states id do hours on the 24th sometimes, then back on the 25th. when I moved to ireland for what I thought was gonna be a couple years the college basically wrapped up at like december 14th and didnt start back up until like jan 3rd. never going back.

  • The holiday newsletter

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  • Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?

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  • I mean yeah I figured, I didnt think you were trying to be romantic @}-'---,-----

    its not you, its the word/phrase, like I find it to be gross and like this nihilistic, post-apocalyptic way of talking about sex or something.. its difficult to articulate, its just in no way hot to me and instead quite gross. I dont think youre gross or wrong or bad for using it im just turned off by the word/phrase and was wondering why im seeing it everywhere, but thats just how turns of phrase go, I suppose

  • Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?

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  • what the fuck is it with lemmy and "holes" like thats somehow hot or something

    like all of these lemmynsfw posts are like "look at my holes" and "what would you do to my holes" and its just girls spreading their ass cheeks open to show.. well, you get it

    I just find it kind of a gross way to try to be sexy

  • With extra cayenne chili powder

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  • i look away for 20 seconds

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    Asking the right questions...

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  • I mean maybe, I dont think youre definitely wrong, im just not confident enough in the assertion to say id be certain either way

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    Asking the right questions...

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  • theyre not always a giveaway. llm's are trained to use them because their use by humans has been so common.

    recently ive curtailed my use of them so I dont get mistaken for an llm, but Im not normal and an 80 year old guy isnt gonna change how we writes so some person on the internet doesnt think he used chat gpt to write a tweet

  • they are focused

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  • ok guy

  • Former Trump lawyer Alina Habba resigns as New Jersey U.S. attorney after disqualification

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  • “Make no mistake, you can take the girl out of New Jersey, but you cannot take the New Jersey out of the girl.”

    gym tan laundry!!

  • Former Trump lawyer Alina Habba resigns as New Jersey U.S. attorney after disqualification

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  • so is that a diamond paved cross there.. can't.. can't see how there's anything ironic with that now

  • Sword of up

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  • I appreciate the commitment to making that gif

  • Soup

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  • I had never seen something like that before, and if I had it had been called a sauce, not a soup.

    it was like a grey/green pureed glop with the consistency of american apple sauce

    I would have cried myself to sleep, but I was in a 12 bed hostel dorm and 11 of the beds were occupied by participants in a UK kid's stag/bachelor party. I had come to Ireland to do a masters degree and the interview was the following day. I did not get a good nights sleep I can confirm.

    they took me out like a mascot. if there was a decision to make theyd say "ask the yank, let him decide" so I was the person adjucating major decisions, such as does the groom need to still wear the plastic ball and chain prop his friends had gotten for him, what kind of bottom shelf shot will we do next etc.

    I went to my college interview unable to put on a facade of faux "can do" and "organized" guy and could only do my best to be sincere and answer the panel's questions as best as I could. I got on the course, and I have a suspicion that if I had gone to the interviews (plural) pretending I was what I thought they wanted instead of being just my authentic self I wouldnt have been accepted to the course.

    anyway I was expecting like noodles or identifiable chunks of stuff. but the soip was warm pureed something. it did compliment the cold ham and cheese slices and the butter 😚👌

  • Soup

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  • when I moved from the US to Ireland the first culture shock was going into a pub at 3pm and finding out they weren't serving really cause it was between lunch and dinner, but he could get me a soup and sandwich.

    he proudly returned with white bread with butter on the inside and two slices of cold ham and one slice of cheddar, and a bowl of warm baby food