The fact that you call it "brown sauce" and still want to eat it tells me everything I need to know about how seriously anyone should take your culinary opinions.
I would infer that you are british as well :-0~~~~~~~
I mean the metaphor isnt bad. these knuckle draggers essentially hijacked a very complex system that was designed by much smarter people and they dont actually understand how it works
like a tie down that you can get for less than €5 and is simple to remove and put somewhere else?