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  • When it comes to refried beans, “too many” or “too much” are both incorrect. The correct construction is “may I have some more please?”

  • Wow, a whole $1 million. They’ll notice that for like seven seconds.

  • This is why I give things away to friends and friends of friends. If they ask to borrow something that I'm happy to get rid of, I tell them they can borrow it on the condition that they never bring it back or even mention it to me again.