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  • Lunch hits different that early in the morning. I swear it's better.

  • "that guy called me a bitch after I shot him, now we're even"

  • This is how I eat eggs too

  • I suspect it won't be that interesting. More dystopian though!

  • Thrillhouse

  • you fucking tuck your collected diabetic heads into your fucking fat asses

    I'm offended! I'm on Zepbound and am no longer diabetic!!

  • "don't ask about the Epstein case, we got floods in Texas!"

    Goes to Texas, gets asked about flood "you're evil for asking me about the flood"

  • Also "unlimited vacation days just as long as you get your work done" equals no vacation days

  • A win for the president, a loss for everyone else (except some billionaires and hundred millionaires)

  • 10 foot long phone charger

  • Anyone got an Archive link?

  • What do the dots taste like?

  • It looks like the underside of a microfiber towel

  • Anyone got an Archive link?

  • 👊🇺🇸🔥

  • Nice

  • My dumb ass never knew signal had notes to self

  • All cats love being thrusted into multiple new people who are excited and reactionary.