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  • Hah! I, too, took two years of Spanish in college.

  • "I'M A VICTIM!!"

  • Oyster

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  • It'd be something if instead of flushing the toilet, an oyster could filter all that

  • That's news to me

  • "all men are the same"

    nah girl, you're shit and attract shit men

  • Wut? I thought we were talking about sexy spiders

  • I'm not against sexier spiders, but I'm a leftist and not a liberal

  • Will this ruling impact any other states? Or just Texas?

  • I'm most beautiful when you can't see me

  • I thought cats assumed that we were out hunting for their cans of cat food

  • When you're furloughed from your federal job, you have time to vote

  • A boomer told me Trump wants the shutdown to be 47 days because he's the 47th president, and it's stupid enough I believe it could be possible.

  • username relevant

  • Orally? Never tried it

  • Then that software engineer that was replaced by AI becomes Sam's personal chef to kill him

  • Finally

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  • 3.14thon

  • I'm lazy too

  • Always put your cat back on the shelf for safe keeping when not in use

  • Election workers gonna have these jag offs breathing down their necks