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Ricky Rigatoni

@ rickyrigatoni @lemm.ee

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3 yr. ago

I'm just a guy who types words on his puter.

  • By Americans, For Americans*

    *provided by hetzner

  • Do you want to see my cat?

  • Modern Israel was founded by invading colonists so of course it's being attacked by the people they're invading.

  • Elon: I'm going to rule America to make people buy my shit.

    Trump: I'm removing EV tax credits.

    Elon: Why is nobody buying my overpriced deathtraps?

  • Well... it's not an unpaid internship, we're just not splitting hairs on who's getting paid.

  • SEE?! Bullying bad people DOES work. I've been trying to tell people FOR YEARS.

  • Good joke.

  • The older the thread the funnier necroing is. If the forums I was on in middle school were still around you can bet I'd be bumping some of those threads just for teh lulz.

  • i'm not anonymouse. i'm ricky. :3

  • toxic people made the world toxic which in turn made more people toxic

  • Well maybe if girls weren't weird and trying to make shaving fun they wou

    I don't know how to finish this joke I'm tired. Finish it for me i give quest xp

  • Like Finland if it were real.

  • A little bit of piss never hurt nobody.

  • No wonder it doesn't taste good anymore.

  • Ahoy there, matey!

    I be wantin’ to hoist me tankard and give ye a hearty cheer for that tale ye spun! It be a right treasure of a story, filled with swashbucklin’ adventure and fine characters that danced like the waves upon the sea. I found meself lost in yer words, as if I were sailin’ the high seas alongside ye!

    Ye have the gift of a true bard, and I be lookin’ forward to hearin’ more of yer yarns in the future. Keep the tales comin’, or I’ll be forced to make ye walk the plank! Arrr!

    Fair winds and followin’ seas to ye!

  • His name is bart-y and he's here to part-y

  • women scary 😨

  • Always has been.

  • Making programmers attend meetings should be considered a hate crime.