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  • Please be the republican nominee.

  • The night is young.

  • “Man, woman, camera, bear giraffe.”

  • Reached for comment, White House spokesperson Davis Ingle told the Daily Beast in a frequently recycled statement: “Michael Wolff is a professional scumbag and serial liar whose brain has been completely warped by his severe and incurable disease known as Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

    I feel like they aren’t even trying anymore.

  • 60% of the time, it works every time.

  • He continued: “But she also wanted to stay very, you know, she was of the opinion, the 50 percent, who needs to lose… I don’t think it’s 50, I think it’s probably 20 percent of the fans. But she was a great person, a nice person; I liked her a lot, and I thought it was a natural thing to lower the flags.”

    He talks like a five-year-old.

  • Asked about the reported meeting, Jeffries said in a statement: “Throughout this Congress, Republicans have adopted a my-way-or-the-highway approach to governing that has failed the American people.

    “That’s why, when we limp to victory in the midterms, we will be the most compromised government in history!”

  • No.

    But (horse) meat's back on the menu, boys.

  • Ah shit, here we go again.

  • Take that, Hemingway.

  • The good news is that they've slashed the CDC's capability of tracking food-borne illness.

  • Remember how Stephen Miller went on that long tirade about how "we" are the ones who make things?

  • Where are the liberals to mock progressives for saying both parties are the same?

  • Seems like someone should have disobeyed illegal orders.

  • USS Bonespurs is fine with me.

  • I’m an AI artist and here’s my AI art of Donald kissing Milton Friedman.

  • Are you still here making strawman arguments, pretending you won the debate?

    Don’t hurt your arm patting yourself on the back.

    Your reward for “winning” is this video: Love Me, I’m A Liberal

  • They don’t want to escape, though.

    They’re in a prison of their own design.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Blond Bangladeshi buffalo nicknamed ‘Donald Trump’ saved from Eid sacrifice

    www.theguardian.com /world/2026/may/28/blond-bangladeshi-buffalo-nicknamed-donald-trump-saved-from-eid-sacrifice
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Kennedy Center official tells judge that removing Trump’s could make them go broke

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/kennedy-center-trump-judge-name-b2984735.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Anti-corruption commissioner resigns amid questions over conflict of interest

    www.sbs.com.au /news/article/anti-corruption-commissioner-resigns-amid-questions-over-conflict-of-interest/y2uzz5le0
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Blood ice lollies keep big cats cool at London zoo

    www.theguardian.com /world/2026/may/24/london-zoo-big-cats-keep-cool-in-the-heat-with-blood-lollies
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Former UK defence secretary Gavin Williamson announces death of pet tarantula

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c1e2900vd2do
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    From cask to car, could red wine be Australia's next fuel?

    www.abc.net.au /news/2026-05-17/wine-oversupply-to-fuel-demand-petrol-cars-high-prices/106638346
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Chicago Bears’ proposed stadium site in Hammond would be built on giant slag heap, near hazardous waste sites

    www.chicagotribune.com /2026/05/19/chicago-bears-stadium-slag-heap-hammond/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Prolific Repacker Of Pirated Games Announces They’re Stepping Back To Focus On Law Degree

    kotaku.com /prolific-repacker-of-pirated-games-announces-theyre-stepping-back-to-focus-on-law-degree-2000696765
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Dozens of empty Waymos invade neighborhood in Atlanta leaving neighbors baffled

    www.the-independent.com /news/world/americas/waymo-atlanta-circle-buckhead-google-b2977944.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Mouse eyes photosynthesize after plant-to-animal transplant

    www.nature.com /articles/d41586-026-01559-9
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Emails show FBI Director Kash Patel's Hawaii trip included 'VIP snorkel' at a Pearl Harbor memorial

    apnews.com /article/fbi-kash-patel-snorkel-hawaii-pearl-harbor-192a81cde7a5879aab747bc0ba4b78b9
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Japan’s robot wolf sells out as record bear attacks drive demand

    www.independent.co.uk /asia/japan/japan-robot-wolf-bear-attacks-ohta-seiki-b2975670.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    "I applied to be pope"

    www.thestandard.com.hk /world/article/331886/I-applied-to-be-pope-Losing-grip-on-reality-while-using-ChatGPT
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    South Florida officers sue Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, claiming details in ‘The Rip’ are too real

    apnews.com /article/rip-lawsuit-ben-affleck-matt-damon-98647a282521fe01ce73d8a7afeb4400
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Indie developer who got blocked on Steam for “potential infringement” of his own work finally gets green light after issuing license declaration to himself

    automaton-media.com /en/indie-games/indie-developer-who-got-blocked-on-steam-for-potential-infringement-of-his-own-work-finally-gets-green-light-after-issuing-license-declaration-to-himsel/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Group sues Trump to stop his ‘pool guy’ from making renovations on DC’s reflecting pool

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-reflecting-pool-renovations-lawsuit-b2974478.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Scientists Make Water-Based Battery That Could Last 300 Years Using Tofu Brine Ingredients

    www.zmescience.com /science/news-science/water-tofu-battery/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees after Del Monte collapses

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/california-peach-trees-destroyed-del-monte-b2973643.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Email from Susie Wiles warning White House staff about leaks, is leaked

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/susie-wiles-leaks-email-white-house-b2973551.html
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Pastor leads leads wild dedication ceremony for Trump’s giant gold statue

    www.the-independent.com /news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-gold-statue-golf-course-pastor-b2972303.html