Was it up to him then : Those who live in Trumpania would drive their trump mobile to the Trump Mall on trump street to do their trumpings which they have to pay for using trump$.
(edit: PS it suddenly reminds me of the smurfs !! I apologize to each and every smurf in person, but the two just got connected in my brain )

"The world respects America again" ... Yeah sure we do /s Must be a real wild time to be an American. How many still dare to admit being one these days while being abroad ?