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  • If they want, they could use this exact same "loophole" to start mass de-naturalization as well.

    It shouldn't be done, but if we have to kick out Musk and Thiel, you know, just to show how it very terrible it is, I guess we have to do what we have to do.

  • Send $Trump to the moon!

    But seriously, send Trump to the moon.

  • In a padlocked bedroom in the basement, officers found a lifelike silicone doll on a bed beneath a blanket, with a painting of a naked female resembling the victim hanging above it.

    RIP to the lab tech tasked with getting DNA off that doll.

    Larson claimed his communication was civil and argued that licensing board complaints were suggested by his therapist to get the victim to respond.

    DOUBT.DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT DOUBT

  • The same Trump who frequently, publicly, proudly doesn't pay his debts?

  • "What did Kash get caught doing this time" energy.

  • Same in Washington.

  • Losses were deductible until a few years ago. Now most people just pay on the winnings. Once the standard deduction was raised, that deduction went away. Losses maybe deductable if you itemize (?), but it's a pretty high bar.

    Winnings over a certain amount are reported to the IRS. W-2 G

  • Handle is gross throughput, not consumer expenditure: over 90% of what is wagered gets returned to bettors in the form of winnings. That $1,000 in bets translates to roughly $100 in average losses per adult.

    The market is big, but less than the more clickbaity headline would suggest.

  • Every human invention is about efficiency: making communication easier, killing people easier, extracting resources easier, more food, more leisure time, more comfort. We have put thousands of years of innovation into being more lazy about everything.

    Meanwhile, cats sleep 20 hours per day and have humans to clean their box and fill their food dish.

    Domestic house cats have already reached levels of evolution humans can only dream of.

  • Reminds me of this post from a while back:

    QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

    JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

    https://bsky.app/profile/panasonicdx4500.bsky.social/post/3m5hoirorms25

  • An ice cube down your shorts will wake you up, but that's not something a fish would have a natural reaction to. Temperature seems the more plausible explanation.

    Also, cold water specifically wouldn't mean much to an aquatic animal that lives in that water. It's basically the same as its body temperature, so the human equivalent would be washing your face with 37C water.

  • Empire Strikes Back × Cyberpunk 2077

    Honestly just another Tuesday in the seedier parts of the Star Wars galaxy.

  • For a cross-Atlantic flight stocking up AF1 during a Trump term, breaking out the XXXL food truck would be standard procedure.

  • Who's on first?

  • she will receive full due process. This Administration is not going to ignore the rule of law.

    Damn it, warn people before someone says this. I almost choked on my coffee.

  • A little tangential since it's not about RFKJr himself, but Sean O’Mara, the doctor giving dietary advice to the Trump cabinet had this to say, as reported in the NYT:

    “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.” ... “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”

    Trump and/or his closest allies are taking advice from a doctor who doesn't wipe his ass. And he's proud of it.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    What's your favorite thanksgiving pie?

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Dwarf Tyrant vs Tyrant^2: Who would win?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    www.404media.co /anyone-can-push-updates-to-the-doge-gov-website-2/
  • cats @lemmy.world

    Did someone say "treat?"