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  • "Look at me, I'm a human! Uh oh, I'd better rake the leaves soon!"

  • I was first to crack a code that appeared at the end of an episode of the Adult Swim show 12 Oz. Mouse. They sent me a T-shirt for it.

  • Automatic posting from Reddit has been tried before and has been pretty unpopular for the most part. Here's an old thread with some good discussion about it:

    https://lemmy.world/post/9112567

  • I prefer bagels

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  • Ask smart questions, get smart answers.

  • "Be sure to take your Ketracel-white." A crummy commercial?

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  • Knock knock.

  • Not addicted though

  • We will start with the assumption that I am not sausage.

  • Now we need O'Brien telling Barclay that being transported is like being drunk.

  • That's true. I assumed it was more of a cure for aging. But OP did say "live forever" and "not dying", so I'd agree that I don't want those.

  • Y'all are crazy, I'd take immorality in a heartbeat if anyone was offering.

  • It's nothing special but it's always there for you. It's like the one that's been waiting while you've chased after other beverages and had your heart broken, and then you realize it was the one all along. tl;dr you friendzoned water

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  • He's just jealous 'cause the dorks on Earth called him a failed star.