He is stupid, yes. But I think he might have been talking about electro magnets that get damaged when not properly protected. It is about the aircraft carrier that used it as a new launch system. Water, saltwater at that and there were some problems reported. I am sure the engineers are smart but a new system always has problems. Orange brain goes "bad tech" orange mouth goes "blaaargh".
White collar, minimum security. I am sure he won't have the gishlane service package but he will be alright. Also he will be up for parole soon enough and then be released.
It does but I am still on my first ten pack so ...
Also there are for sure some alternative bags, I just didn't put time in to find them.