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postmateDumbass

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  • Trump Appears To Doze Off Once Again And, Oh, The White House Denial

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  • Im betting he closes his eyes and slumps, but nobody does anything because its normal.

    Then after a minute, he falls over with a resounding thump.

    And then the next circus begins.

  • If Phones Are Killing Pedestrians, Why Is It Only Happening in America?

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  • ○ Mossad v. Hezbollah.

  • Your guide to fictional aliens

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  • One episode had a monster that had evolved the perfect ability to hide, so we never even saw it lol.

    Peak genius.

  • 75% More Pedestrians Have Been Killed Since 2009. Giant Trucks and SUVs Are Why

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  • yeah its all done to avoid the law. more free dumb.

    but since so many of these oversized vehicles are technically 'work trucks'...

    start giving out tickets when they are doing activities unrelated to a form of work (groceries, kids, etc.) or park in residential areas that are not a job site.

  • 75% More Pedestrians Have Been Killed Since 2009. Giant Trucks and SUVs Are Why

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  • Being this wrong takes effort.

  • Military services again requiring recruits to get flu shots as Air Force outbreak grows

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  • Autistic drone pilots?

  • Military services again requiring recruits to get flu shots as Air Force outbreak grows

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  • chAir Force flu prevents flying.

  • TIL Humans have a tendency to walk counterclockwise over walking clockwise

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  • Team wall clockwise represent!

  • TIL Humans have a tendency to walk counterclockwise over walking clockwise

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  • Right handed people are typically left brain dominant.

    Turning left would protect the left brain.

  • Congress is getting ready to remove the requirement that shell companies register their real owners. This is a gift to Mexican cartels and Russian oligarchs.

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  • Congress doing all it can to make itself a free market.

  • Which is worse: Friends or Seinfeld?

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  • There is an old adage about freedom that goes 'you have the right to extend your arm until your fist hits my face'.

    The Jersey Shore people will be the type to often go too far and make contact with the face.

    The Friends people will lobby to make sure arms may only be extended in pre approved motions with proper regulation and paid royalties on the patented movements, which they strive to own dividend stock in.

  • Which is worse: Friends or Seinfeld?

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  • Now think about the mapping between Friends and Jersey Shore...

  • Which is worse: Friends or Seinfeld?

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  • If only... imagine a Lemmy with Colin Quinn, Patrice ONeal and Greg Giraldo.

  • Giant Banana Pulled Over in Montana: Driver Says Cops Have Stopped Him 100s Of Times

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  • Imagine how many times if it was a plantain.

  • Trump Team Dumps Bleach in Reflecting Pool to Hide Renovation Failure

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  • I dont think he advanced past salt and pepper.

  • Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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  • Someone is playing with the Facelift setting at character select.

  • Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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  • Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

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  • No better fun than fascist mandated fun!

    Now, fun faster pleebs!

  • Tesla on Autopilot Smashes Straight Through Garage Door, Driver Says

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  • Oh Yeah!