Gov should get in a car and drive to the hospital for an in person confirmation.Too simple for this reality, i know.
So far we have heard he recovered from pnemonia after being bedridden due to a fall.After barely being amblitory and articulate for a few years.When he finally suddenly dies of an unexpected, acute something everyone will be very suprised and shocked.
Bribes are much better when you can say explicitly what the deal is without paper, magnetic tape, or electronics involved.
Enron wrote a chapter in the textbook these guys read as interns.https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/enron-the-smartest-guys-in-the-room
Lets send that heat down in a large vertical column piercing the entire way thru the atmosphere!Birds can cook themselves in it!Nobody will get rained on near this beam, so less big money tied up in umbrellas!And think of the tornados that will form!This thing will create the need for so much progress to undo its effects!Brilliant!
Put up portable solar panels in a park and watch people loose their mind that you are getting something for free (minus cost of panels and battery). People will literally stand there trying to find a law you are breaking.
I wonder how they will react when they discover dictionaries and their brutal authoritarian chokehold on the words that make up language.
Gary Ridgeway? Iirc, after his arrest they interviewed his coworkers and the consensus was "oh, that fits. it makes sense."
I had indeed forgotten he died.