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@ phonics @lemmy.world

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  • Be tiny and live in a giants pocket, or be giant and have a pocket friend?

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  • You pay rent. But like a jester.

  • Be tiny and live in a giants pocket, or be giant and have a pocket friend?

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  • Yeah for sure. But poop dripping from your pocket is a sign that you'd be a good partner to other giants. As they can see how caring you are. So you may never find love. Also if your wearing a backpack the whole time, every one will always think you are just about to leave.

  • Be tiny and live in a giants pocket, or be giant and have a pocket friend?

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  • Giant is friend. But you still have spats on occasion

    You are just as intelligent as you are now, the other is equally so.

    You gotta poop somehow, giant likes to keep a clean pocket. Pocket has no hole at the bottom.

    Scale is mouse to human.

    You are both humanoid

    Yes vulnerable. Be careful

    There is a community you haven't ventured too far looking for more.

    IQ matches.

    Iron giant is the vibe

  • Fingers as long as your arms, or arms as long as your fingers?

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  • More like spider or t-rex

  • Fingers as long as your arms, or arms as long as your fingers?

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  • You have no idea how many blunts these long ass fingers can hold at once.

  • How do you deal with the left over fat/oil in your pan?

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  • Oh that's what I meant. Guess there was a typo and people got carried away. How DO you deal with leftists leftover fat?

    I keep telling them to eat less calories. But I donno, they get sweaty and I gotta keep wiping them down with paper towels.

  • Fingers as long as your arms, or arms as long as your fingers?

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  • How about whacky waving inflatable finger flailing tube men?

  • Fingers as long as your arms, or arms as long as your fingers?

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  • Oh shit. This guy bats

  • Fingers as long as your arms, or arms as long as your fingers?

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  • Yeah and your finger extensions can be given to people with tiny hands. Or those that chose tiny arms.

  • Fingers as long as your arms, or arms as long as your fingers?

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  • Would be cool if the fingers were longer but also had more knuckles, so they kinda turn into tails or snakes. Then you could just coil em up when your not using them

  • Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK

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  • Imagine if Spotify just opened the camera on your phone once a month when you first open the app that day. Just for like a split second. Theoretically it would be legal, for age verification. 🤮

  • Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK

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  • Ah the laziness to not even set up an account that needs it. I didn't consider that. Was more thinking of current users meeting the resistance.

  • TIL cows can suffer from fatal bloated stomachs. A way of treating it is by puncture and burning the released methane gas (to determine how much is remaining).

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  • Hey Angus, why is Hettie on fire?

    Oh she just walked past Bessie.

    Best to give Bessie a wide birth ey Angus.

    That's right Maggie, when you see Bessie coming you better MOOOOOOve over.

    Oh nice one Angus.

    Thanks maggs that's why they call me the cow-median.

  • Age Verification Is Coming for the Whole Internet

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  • Lemmy will be pressured into age verification also and most hosts will crumble. $50M per caught infraction is wild.

    We gonna end up going back to libraries. Which actually would be cool as fuck. Like Yentl when all those dudes are hanging out in a big ass room talking philosophy. It'll re-spark the postal service. Live music will thrive. Coz everyone will be like fuck the internet, we'll do it live.

  • Spotify fans threaten to return to piracy as music streamer introduces new face-scanning age checks in the UK

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  • While I want to agree. I feel like normal people are still not gonna give a shit.

  • How do you deal with the left over fat/oil in your pan?

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  • Does your airfryer nor drip the fat off of bacon? Or other fatty meat?

    You out there making sunny side eggs with an airfryer?

  • What community would you like to see more active on Lemmy?

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  • Guitars@lemmy.world is good. I just asked about fretboard oil yesterday and got like 30 comments.

  • What's up, selfhosters? It's self hosting Sunday!

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  • Oh like a custom yellowpages, sick!

  • What community would you like to see more active on Lemmy?

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  • Yeah it's pretty wild. But if we ask people to join niche stuff. Odds are they're gonna half as it (at least) and just sub to the bigger ones which... I'm taking as a win.