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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • How thafuq is this mental jazzercize "learning", exactly? It's just slapping "sense" together with the same shit-packed mud the whole text is plagiarized from.

    Read a real fucking book, already. We all deserve you doing so, fellow human. 🥲

  • Caaat... Friennnd...

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  • Back in the day, I just assumed the adults were saying that because they were old and had no idea what joys were waiting patiently, calling from the keyboard, controllers, etc.

    Now, I know that they had seen far more than I could imagine, and that they knew all too well that those sun-dappled, happiness-brimming days outdoors were a rapidly diminishing resource... 😭

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  • Gauging upcoming activity options for the day based on their likely effect on my lower back.

  • Here we observe two neighboring hives engaging in a ritualized threat display to assert territorial boundaries and secular pride.

    To our senses, the minute and varied differences between these two colonies might not seem distinct enough, but to these groups they are essential to their identities, to their very culture.

    Now, let's watch while they dismember each other in the thousands to prove their own group's collective worth.

  • That's if it were facing the other direction, fyi. 😝

    🎵The More You Knowww🎶

  • Why single out presidents, though? I mean, you had me at "no more pedophile"s 😅🤌🏼

  • Oh, hey, OP! I, too, enjoy touching paintings w/ a bone-dry brush and then holding still in the moment. 😶

  • Stick to nursery rhymes, kiddo.

  • "Math is hard", eh? 🤌🏼

  • Honestly, I think the real gold in that moment was Susie's realization that she had no idea what that word meant. You can see it on her face: puzzlement and a pinch of wonder, but no shock at what he'd just had millions of people around the world envisioning. 😬🤣

  • I mean, it's referencing what many consider the joke of the entire series —though, an argument could be made for the "challenging wank", or "and, come bin day", IMHO. 😝

  • So, you're saying those names don't echo through your mind? 🤔

  • So he could put a (susie)dent in them, for honor!

  • They originally spelled it with a "G", but changed it so the "gif" people wouldn't say it wrong.

  • TOML

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  • The plural for said zealots'd be Cartholth? (singular: Carthole)

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  • The leveraging of that for profit/socio-political benefit is the real cancer in this. All of it is despicable, but that's a root cause. 🤌🏼