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@ otter @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • MAGA Demanded ‘Holy Hell Fire’ Before Judge’s Home Exploded

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  • Yahweh doesn't use guns. He's got millions of morons for that. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • DHS agents retreat as Chicago cops refuse to shield them from swarming protesters

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  • Oh, man. Now that would be a deterrent for these fash wannabes.

    Show up, talk tough, get fucked aggressively (a la historical "decimation") by local pigs, and walk crooked all the way home to ihren kleine Führder ...lather, rinse, repeat. (some'd get stuck in the lather step, though) 🤣✊🏼

  • DHS agents retreat as Chicago cops refuse to shield them from swarming protesters

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  • Ice 'em?

  • DHS agents retreat as Chicago cops refuse to shield them from swarming protesters

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  • Mafia 3.0 isn't the worst enemy-of-my-enemy, but still...

  • Most indie publisher

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  • What if she answered your doubt of its mythic edge with "See, sharp"?

  • Are you CPR/First Aid certified? If so, do you carry around a "rescue breath mouth shield" with you everywhere you go?

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  • "Heaven". Yeah. Uh huh.

  • Are you CPR/First Aid certified? If so, do you carry around a "rescue breath mouth shield" with you everywhere you go?

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  • That's the risk you take when you don't chew your food. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • What's that noise...

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  • Gotta collect the whole set!

  • What's that noise...

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  • They're a great place for little stickers that bring you joy at a glance, IMHO 🤣

  • Democrats Are Screwing Up the Shutdown

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  • spideyspointingatspideys.jpg

    Call it what it is, FFS.

  • What's your strategy to ensure date night goes well?

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  • ahem.

  • Are you CPR/First Aid certified? If so, do you carry around a "rescue breath mouth shield" with you everywhere you go?

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  • Might be worth looking into why so many medical professionals have a DNR... 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • Dave Chappelle Criticizes Free Speech in America at Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival

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  • He's also an active stain on his hometown, among other vile behavior. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • Most indie publisher

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  • "You're a warlock, 'Arry!"

  • Most indie publisher

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  • Ladies*

  • 'That's a lie and you know it!': Scott Jennings confronted on CNN over government shutdown

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  • Ironic, she was a total dickwad years ago.

  • Emma Watson's so typical of the entitled generation who think they're right about everything - like the young woman who rolled her eyes at me the other day

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  • They also want you to gargle their santorum, so... 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • I need to contact a Pro Max adult

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  • Let Pratchett tell them it's turtles all the way down. 🖖🏼

  • I need to contact a Pro Max adult

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  • Until you find out that she was even more clueless at your age than you are now, among other hard truths...