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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • For when your colon leaves you no option but nuclear. 🤌🏼

  • The signal to noise ratio on that network has gotta be insane.

  • Never o'clock

  • My ex

    Jump
  • Classic flick. 🤘🏼

  • My ex

    Jump
  • Can't blame 'im, though. He'd never sighted down on a womp rat. 🙃

  • All part of the show folks! It's the modern Punch & Judy routine on our fair ship Liberty™ as we circle the drain. Wheee.

  • Apple

    FTFY.

  • About as fresh as that worm pulp in a candy red shell, so 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • Not "will". They always have, historically.

  • ... and apostrophes to your plurals?

  • I believe the term is "ecstatic consent".

  • People who stick the Apple logo on their car: Why?

    FTFY.

  • Personally, I'm fond of "magic talking skeleton piloting a bipedal meat ship through the void", but this one's more eloquent. 🤌🏼🤓

  • Sorry, did someone say Epstein files? 🤔🫩🤷🏼‍♂️

  • Honestly? Dr. Manhattan level atomic mastery. Because, if we're essentially talking wishes here, what's better than being your own unfettered genie, essentially? 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • You do realize that's how comedy works, right? 😅🫩

  • Have you looked at the porn industry?

    sweeping gesture

    I mean, FFS, sex is everywhere. 🤌🏼

  • Yeah. Sure. That's where the money is. Yup.

  • Heh. Also what Spock said while "training".