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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • You have people you don't like trying to hug you when you're in full slav position? 🤌🏼 Foolish blyats.

  • Or, don't squat in front of strange dogs in the first place. Solved.

  • Not unlike upcasting fireball 😜

  • Interacting with unknown, much less untrained canines is a quick way to test the local health system.

    FWIW, looking unfamiliar animals in the eyes is an even more sure way to imply to them that you're a predator. 😵‍💫

  • If you're squatting down in this situation and raise your knee... Thafuq.

  • "To whom it may concern"

  • Throw them off their rhythm.

  • No, but it's jesufuckingchrist-ish. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • The Purge is doing another sequel? This one sounds interesting, NGL.

  • I'd totally make that for my imaginary ghost cats, but I'm more of a Rosetta Stoned. 🙊

  • Like his 24hr dirty diaper, no less.

  • The shorter list would be what it hasn't, NGL.

  • I would watch this —especially if it were done today w/ Caulkin reprising his role. (and entirely ignoring the very existence of the recent "sequel", ofc)

  • So, you're saying someone(s) in his family orchestrated the "accident" of leaving him behind and taking a flight to escape his inevitable psychotic break?

    That tracks.

  • Ferreal. Horde =/= "hoard" 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • More like "in reach around". 🤌🏼

  • Who's Jeffery?

  • Wow, you're a goddamn knob, aintcha. 🫩

  • Serfs had it better, NGL.