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They sleep upside-down, vespertine, and roam the woods at night to forage for wolves.

  • If they say "yes", that works, but if they say "no", then go with:

    Damn. I thought you might know how to get their little legs apart.

  • Flip the racism by making it two MAGAts, and you've got yourself a gem.

  • Don't lie, you just want your dildo back.

  • Ah, so the cartels finally paid their subscription fees this month. Whew. 😅🤫

  • That's not how logic works. When's the last time you've seen that specific manufacturing workflow? Citation needed.

  • Just lookit that tufted tough guy. (aw)

  • Thafuq is wrong with you.

  • Quarter Pounder with Pleeeeeease

  • Back in the day, this never would've made it to a cave painting.

  • Nadin. 🥰

  • The old AC unit dies in the first scene, IIRC. On camera. Yeah, shit is dark, but so are most classic fairytales. 🖖🏼

  • A whole ball of it, I'm guessing

  • The kid in me likes keeping that dedicated thumbtack in the kitchen wall, but the chef in me sanitizes it both before and after. 🤪

  • Simplest answer?

    1. While/before the egg is cooking, half fill a suitable container (enough to hold egg + water + ice) and then with cold water, set it aside to get cold.
    2. Use thumbtack/pin to poke a single hole in round end (not pointier end) to let air escape.
    3. Cook egg to your preferred doneness, and immediately transfer egg (gently, don't let it crack) to icy water in said container. Let rest for a few minutes (ie. 5+).
    4. Run a cold tap until the stream is steady (just barely above separate drops) but not forceful.
    5. Remove egg from ice bath, and discard contents of container.
    6. Crack egg onto flat surface on opposite sides and then both ends, in turn. (1 gentle tap on each should do it)
    7. Under the stream of cold water, begin with the most prominent section of breakage, peel with the underlying membrane the shell back and let the water work its way between the egg white and the membrane while you work your thumbnail/fingertips to remove the shell in multiple shards still attached to said membrane.

    Once you get the hang of it, you can often get ~½" of shell off before the rest simply unsleeves. 🥳👩🏼‍🍳

  • Silence means danger.

    Pay attention, fellow humans. This is Wilderness Survival 101, NGL.

  • If a time crystal has a momentary-action switch, is it called a chrono-trigger?

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  • How apropos, Summit... 🤪🥴

  • Formerly "Cat King, Cold"?