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  • Those were the days of our liiivvveess

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  • My mom watched All My Children and my grandma watched Guiding Light. Fuck, I hated both of those, but I remember being enamored with Susan Lucci who played a character called Erica... I was a horny little shit, even at 5 years old.

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  • Those exist, of course. Unfortunately, few work well in the USA networks. I've been pining for one for some time.

  • The perfect offspring

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  • I think all babies look the same.

  • Spicy AI-generated TACO memes are taking over social media because ‘Trump always chickens out’

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  • Stop using AI Slop.

  • Which is it?

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  • BUT HE IS!

  • How ok would you be if teleported right now into a field in Peru in the 1300s with... (see description)?

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  • It's a Dark Sword Armory Danish two-hander. I love the shape, weight, and appearance. I also have a Vindaris from them that was a second - they sold it for $300 and I cannot for the life of me see what's wrong with the damned thing. :)

  • How ok would you be if teleported right now into a field in Peru in the 1300s with... (see description)?

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  • I have a high-end compound bow, arrows, a few firewood axes, a hatchet, a european style two-handed sword (a proper, functional one), a proper battle axe (both are wall decorations), heaps of rice, canned foods, winter and summer clothing, backcountry gear for traversing and climbing, fishing gear, and a boatload of other useful things for outdoor survival. I even have flint and steel.

    I also built and lived in a tiny home on the side of a mountain for 5 years. I chopped wood every day for 5 years and used that to keep myself warm in the winters. While I'm no longer living like that, it taught me that I could hack it (pun intended).

    If going for option two and I had 30 minutes to prep before teleport, I'd grab a large bag, fill it with some summer and winter clothes, wool socks, a few bags of rice, a metal water bottle and a filter, a pan to boil water, two camp knives, a hatchet, axe. I'd sling my bow, make sure I was wearing good shoes, pants, and outerwear, a hat, and glasses.

    If I got teleported right now? I'm barefoot wearing board shorts, a light linen shirt, and my skivvies. I'd be fucked.

  • The New York Times Just Published Some Bizarre Race Science About Asian Women

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  • "Grown ass men with sausage fingers are also out there painting tiny dolls using nail art brushes so they can play house... with their friends," Jeong joked. "American men have plenty of manual dexterity."

    OH, man. I feel attacked. I'm going to cry onto my D&D minis now.

  • Can you rotate an apple in your head? (by Shen)

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  • This might be it.

    I gave up watching the news daily back after the November election. Since then, my creativity has returned.

    The only logical thing to do is quit my job so the hallucinations will return.

  • Can you rotate an apple in your head? (by Shen)

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  • I developed aphantasia. I used to be able to visualize things and now cannot... EXCEPT for in the first 20-30 minutes after waking up. It is quite disturbing since I only recently realized this, but can't actually tell when the last time I was able to picture or conjure things in my mind visually.

    What's crazy is that I have no problem conceptualizing the apple. I am highly capable of imagining it. Not only that, I am a DM for a D&D game that's been going on for nearly a decade - so it has no bearing my creativity. Also, I am an artist and can draw and paint both realistic images as well as stylized or abstract things without problem.

    I wish I could see images again. I do like being able to do so after waking up. Perhaps that's how I can exercise the skill and try to extend it.

  • How Fox 'News' Radically Shapes Perception and Has Torn Some Families Apart

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  • The Pro-Trump Cuban Rapper About to Be Deported

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  • My people are morons.

  • ‘We Voted for Trump to Fix the Border. Now We’re Milking Cows Alone at 4 A.M.’ – Vermont Farmers Face Harsh Reality as ICE Raids Hit Home

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  • "We voted for racism, not poverty and hard work! We don't want these jobs - they're for the spi... I mean for those people." --MAGA.

  • ‘Seems Like Corruption’: Tucker Carlson Criticizes Trump Deal to Build Hotels and Resorts in Gulf

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  • Sewing chaos and distrust. Destabilizing things?

    I know you're making a sarcastic joke based in truth, but it did make me ask the question to myself.

  • Mozilla is shutting down Pocket, their read-it-later and content discovery app, and Fakespot, their browser extension that analyzes the authenticity of online product reviews.

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  • still is as far as I know. I am using it.

  • Mozilla is shutting down Pocket, their read-it-later and content discovery app, and Fakespot, their browser extension that analyzes the authenticity of online product reviews.

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  • I use Fakespot but wasn't aware it was a Mozilla product.

  • ‘Seems Like Corruption’: Tucker Carlson Criticizes Trump Deal to Build Hotels and Resorts in Gulf

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  • Oddly enough, he's been breaking with MAGA more than usual lately.

  • Cory Booker Ripped After Voting to Confirm Ivanka’s Father-in-Law

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  • HE GOT SO RIPPED. RIP HIM!