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  • 'Here, suck this,' said Roosta, offering Zaphod his towel. Zaphod stared at him as if he expected a cuckoo to leap out of his forehead on a small spring. 'It's soaked in nutrients,' explained Roosta. 'What are you, a messy eater or something?' said Zaphod. 'The yellow stripes are high in protein, the green ones have vitamin B and C complexes, the little pink flowers contain wheatgerm extract.' Zaphod took it and looked at it in amazement. 'What are the brown stains?' he asked. 'Bar-B-Q sauce,' said Roosta. 'For when I get sick of wheatgerm.' Zaphod sniffed it doubtfully. Even more doubtfully, he sucked a corner. He spat it out again. 'Ugh,' he stated. 'Yes,' said Roosta, 'when I've had to suck that end I usually have to suck the other end a bit too.' 'Why,' asked Zaphod suspiciously, 'what's in that?' 'Anti-depressants,' said Roosta. 'I've gone right off this towel, you know,' said Zaphod, handing it back.

  • Well... I guess you could hop from button to button on your legless butt, but I don't see how that would improve anything.

  • Unfortunately, the skills would then be owned by you, which the company rents, too. If only the company could actually own you, maybe then it'd be willing to invest into your education.

  • "Buuuut... do these six charming laptops pass 'Programming 2'"?

  • It's more a criticism of people who don't get their linker issues solved.

  • welp

    Yeah, not being a native English speaker maybe results in... language issues. This is just a translated comic, after all.

    Then again, I don't see how this particular language oddity would reduce the funniness of the comic, so maybe I'll just pretend I didn't read your comment.

  • Pretty sure you can get paid to look for dogs.

    Involves dogs though.

  • Exclamation mark!

  • If those are still attached to a human it is usually beyond a drone's payload though, so that's harder to... pull off.

  • The amount of spontaneous wittiness and organisational discipline that would have required is unfortunately way beyond my capabilities.

  • Pretty sure there's a lesson to be learned through that, too.

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  • If you ask what is 257 time 389 I can give you an answer in a split second. 4809!!

    So awesome! Would you like some billion dollars venture capital?

  • 64 bits please. We don't want a year 2038 problem.

  • I hope they included that information on the cover of the Voyager golden record in case aliens want to understand our numbers.

  • My thought as well, but alas, this is what my dad's looks like 🤷. Illustrates the point even better though, kind of.

  • imho, the "seconds" bits are neat because you can see things change... Like, you see that it does stuff. Like the "seconds" hand on an analogue clock, it's mostly practical to see that it's working as expected.

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    Assistants

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    Impressions

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    Separation

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    Waves

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    Systems

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    Henna

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    Short

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    Four Eyes Principle

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    Legends

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    Altitude

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    Solace

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    Water Games

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    Voice of Reason

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    Fields

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    The Fun

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