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  • Monke brane and senses, well adapted to survive in the savannas of Africa, encounters math and gets baffled.

    EDIT: Visualize the apes at the beginning of 2001: A Space Odyssey, scared but touching the monolith. Now imagine that the monolith is the square root of minus one.

  • The Jeopardy! question to the answer "42".

  • Picard is way cooler than Kirk

    Anyone's cooler than an erratic old man who throws around the casual insult dismissal "sporto" on his twitter account.Nobody's cooler than an old man photographed enjoying life while slurping on a cornetto ice cream cone with his best pal Gandalf.

  • Violating the Prime Snail Directive of Starfleet.

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  • "Why know why the Earth looked so beautiful?Because YOU weren't in it!"

  • Don't

  • A møøse once bit my sister.No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by ...

  • David Attenborough's AustraliaMad Max: A David Attenborough Film

  • It's straight to Hilbert Jail for you!

  • What a coincidence!Missus told to not purchase these home made roller skates and I'm an idiot for buying them. Your gain my loss.

  • Alpaca 3D my main man!(not really, I don't know who he is)

  • Everybody sing along now!

    MAMA KOMAMA SAMAKO MAKO SAMAMA KOMAMA SAMAKO MAKO SAHEY.... SOUL MAKOSSA!

    (cue killer horn section)

    Manu Dibango my man!

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  • But... but... but what if I WANT to spend the rest of my life barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen, surrounded by unvaccinated children of all ages without any science, reason and empathy at all, in our family values?

  • The way the item has developed since yesterday, it has already been debunked that the monkeys are "infected". Just more sensationalist fear-mongering in a sensationalist fear-mongering internet hysteria anti-culture.

  • "Aw man... that's the third goddamned cloth I've dropped into this goddamned event horizon this week... and it's barely just Tuesday."

  • Gag me with a spoon!

    That's early-80s, Valley Girlspeak.

    My mom? She's like a total space cadet.She makes me do the dishes aaand clean the catbox...?!!Gross! Barf out! Like I'm sure...! ...totally...!

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  • Oh get the fuck outta here, you!

  • In the 1981 film Excalibur, adapted from "Le Morte d'Arthur" by Sir Thomas Malory.

    When after years and years lost to an evil spell, King Arthur is free and strong and purposeful once more, he pays Queen Guinevere a visit, at the convent where she had retreated from the world and had become a nun.

    In her chamber, Guinevere reaches under her bed and produces what seems like a miracle: Excalibur itself, which Arthur had regarded as utterly lost. As Arthur takes and wields Excalibur in a mixture of disbelief and delight, Guinevere whispers happily, "I kept it".

    Then Arthur reels off these parting words, which I shall try to reconstruct from pure memory:

    I have often dreamt, that in the hereafter of our lives,when I am just a man, and owe no more to the future,you will come to me, and claim me yours,and know that I am your husband. It is a dream I have...

    Then Arthur turns, wielding Excalibur, and leaves, en route to fulfill his destiny for one final time.

  • Ooh, a double slit! Do like the ol' photon or electron interfering with itself, both slits at the same time.