You can't make up some bullshit that is UNCONSTITUTIONAL and win in court.
Sadly, this is not exactly accurate. See:
- civil asset forfeiture (blatantly violated the literal wording and any good faith interpretation of the 4th and 6th Amendments)
- qualified immunity (was literally invented with no basis in existing law, violates the wording of the law as passed, which was maliciously transcribed to omit a clause explicitly banning immunity, and violates the 7th Amendment right to a jury trial for civil damages exceeding $20)
Again, I'm really sorry to burst you bubble but do think that understanding the reality of our situation and tearing down the illusions is important.